This one's also super short but honestly it's probably the proudest I've ever been in my life.

Which should tell you something about my self-esteem.

This happened about a month ago.

I was in class. I had a marker. I also had an index card.

I was pressing the marker against the index card to see how big the splotches from the ink bleeding I could get.

My teacher walked over to hand me a worksheet or something and she said "I don't wanna disturb whatever's going on here..."

And I said, "I'm making the marker bleed just like my enemies."

And my classmate next to me (well, six feet away from me) started laughing so hard that she had to go to the bathroom to take her mask off and wipe her face.

What can I say? I like dark jokes.