Okay, this was a project for English. I think it was also 5th grade.. not sure! Somewhere around there! The title of this part was the title of the document I turned in, idk why lol. Anyway, there was this website that generated story prompts, and we had to write the story it gave us. Here Is part of my project:

My name is Shane. I have been a police officer for three years. I am the most handsome man who walked the Earth! Or so says my mother. I have not a girlfriend, but four cats named Harry, Ron, Hermione and Malfoy. Malfoy is very feisty. I love my cats more than my Harry Potter figurine set, which I love very much.
Today, I was sent into the forest to investigate a crime scene. I guess there was some sort of 188. Or was it 187? Whatever, either someone illegally downloaded music or got murdered. No big deal. My boss loves me so much, and that's why I got this case.
I was told to go 100 steps into the woods, then spin thirty times, and walk whichever direction I end up until I get to the scene. No matter how hard or how ever many times I try, I cannot find the scene! But I did fall. Many times. So when I fell into a hole, I thought nothing of it. I guess I should have looked before I stepped.
I ended up in a hole, thirty feet deep, and there was a tunnel going from the hole. As any smart (and handsome) man would do, I went through the tunnel. I followed for about a mile and heard a strange noise. I reached for my gun, for protection, but found a flashlight where it should have been. If you find a gun, it's mine. No, seriously.
I use the flashlight, because the tunnel is dark. I push the button ten times and it only flickers. Crap. Crap. Crap. As I keep going, IN THE DARK, I come across a single light. As I go closer to the light, I realize that it is coming from under a door. The glow is an eerie purple. I follow it. I open the door and find that it leads out. Great!
I left the tunnel. Then I found a secret city that was jus outside. Maybe it was the crime scene. I decided to go investigate. I found that the purple light was coming from a beacon. I went closer to it. Strange enough, no one was around here. To bad. No one would get to see me beautiful face. Darn! Anyway, I reached the beacon. It looked exactly like Minecraft ones. I reached my hand out to touch it, but my hand went right through it. Of course! It was light. You can't touch light. Unless I count.