What is this?!

So, right now, I'm in a campaign known as The Lost Mines of Pendelver. This is a starter campaign but, it is really fun to play. So, I play a human warlock named Elsr and a goblin grunt known only as X. We were in, about our 6th or 7th session when we entered a town. Our DM does the usual, tells us what's there. He says that there's and inn, a woodshop, a shrine and a tavern. Immediately my character, Elsr, and the half- Orc, known as Keef, tell the DM, we go for a drink. He says okay and tells us to roll for how drunk we get; we laugh and roll. Keef, rolls a natural 20 while Elsr rolls a 19 meaning, were drunk as all hell. We are cracking up laughing as our characters, the responsible warlock and the protector half-Orc, are roaming this town, shouting and laughing, drunk. Next to me another warlock, who is bounded to the half-Orc, immediately laughs evilly and puts a spell on Keef; making him do whatever he says. So, half way through our session, the drunk Keef had made his way to the shrine and immediately hates it due to the fact it wasn't his gods, at this time Elsr had wandered off, again. So, Keef gets the idea to piss on it, and the warlock besides me says, "With that I use my spell. Everytime we go into battle Keef has to pull off his pants and battle butt naked." I burst out laughing with my DM who nods and says, alright. With that, our session continues and low and behold, not long after X is taken prisoner and Elsr is kidnapped. Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting.

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