Story time!

Okay. Time to actually tell a story. Oh I have so many to tell. Let's start with the funniest one. This was way back when I had a girlfriend and I was at camp. So, everyone thought I was fifteen or sixteen cause of my height and face. To start out I'm going to point out the fact that during this entire story I was surrounded by boys. So, I was at the pool and was standing outside waiting to be checked in with my cabin. I was talking to my friends Jack, Connor, and Preston. Then, the rest of their cabin started talking to me and told me I should date Jack. I told them I had a girlfriend and then, here's the funny part. One of their cabin mates asked me "have you ever had lesbian sex?" ....... That was so weird. So, what I did next next was yell at him and slap him across the face for being so stupid. You don't ask someone if they've ever had sex! It's just wrong... I told my cabin the story later and they burst out laughing. Oh and the next day during free swim, I was talking to all of them again and my friend got jealous of me. So I yelled to her, "I got all the men!" To which she replies with "You got all the chicks!" It's been our inside joke ever since sand. We started calling all men chicks.

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