Travis: well I like it. It Could be funny. Connor would just get beat up all the time 

Connor: fuck you and also 

Connor: I'm fucking done with all these fucking ships with me and another fucking human in it IM IN A GODDAM FUCKING RELATIONSHIP 

Travis: and this week on 'Connor Intensifies'

Connor:

Travis: what?

Connor: I will fucking murder you

Reyna: TRAVIS

Travis: WHAT

Reyna: IM READING THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Travis: shit

Travis: KATIE SAVE ME

Katie: no I'm busy replanting the flowers YOU KILLED 

Travis: well imma go be killed three ways now

Percy: four ways. Still haven't got you for that prank you pulled last week

Travis: anyone want to help me?

Chiron: no I'm afraid the entire camp is coming to kill you

Travis: 

Travis: alright I'm running 

Travis: SHIT YOU MEANT THE ENTIRE CAMP WHEN YOU SAID THE ENTIRE CAMP