Travis: It's cute and could work out

Conner: Eh

Travis: Come on Conner

Conner: It's a nice ship

Conner: but only platonicaly

Travis: Why only platonically?

Conner: I am NOT breaking up percabeth

Leo: TRAVIS WANTS TO BREAK UP PERCABETH

Travis: What, no I do-

Percy: WHAT! TRAVIS STOLL YOU LITTLE-

Hazel: TRAVIS! YOU WANT TO DO WHAT

Travis: I really don't want to-

Ares: Yes, fight puny mortals! FIGHT!!!

Travis: No

Ares: Die

Hades: Let me assist

Conner: Things just got weird