Travis: it would be a great ship

Conner: if it weren't for Piper and Annabeth 

Travis: if they didn't exist then we'd ship it

Conner: but sadly, since we a re being threatened at pen point and glare point by Annabeth and Percy

Travis: we can't ship it

Conner: *whispering* but secretly we do

Annabeth: we heard that!

Travis: RUN