Connor: holy shit 

Travis: okay I'm deleting Wattpad 

Connor: NO THIS IS A JOINT ACCOUNT I CANT LOSE MY FRIENDS 

Travis: I'm logging out and never returning 

Connor: if you log out you log me out

Travis: excuse me while I go shoot my self 

Connor:

Connor:

Connor: 

Connor: KATIE 

Katie: WHAT 

Connor: I think your boyfriend needs help 

Katie: ya think? Geez it took you like sixteen years to figure this out 

Connor: go fuck a tree 

Katie: 

Katie: I have Travis for that 

Connor: LEAVE MOTHER FUCKER 

Connor:

Connor: Jason and Frank is a NOTP 

Frank: we dated for three months 

Connor: Wtf

Jason: it's true 

Connor: ...

Connor: hey Travis wait up I need to borrow your gun