Conner: SHIP

Travis: THIS CANNOT SINK

Conner; I mean, it's one of the best ships

Travis: but that stapler gets in the way

Conner: he is torn between the two

Travis: it's romantic 

Conner: and tradgic

Jason: and I love Piper

Jason: not a brick

Jason: or a stapler

Conner: SHHHH

Travis: DONT RUIN OUR SHIP