Conner: oh my gods

Travis: life makes sense now

Conner: SHIP

Travis: He's perfect for himself

Conner: aw it's so cute

Travis: shit he's behind me

Conner: um, you saw nothing 

Apollo: I can clearly see you shipping me with myself

Travis: Lord Apollo, our humble regrets for angering you and-

Apollo: Angering me?

Apollo: I FRICKING LOVE THIS SHIP

Travis: yeah

Conner: because that's totally normal