A/N: Does the title sound like a fable or is it just me- Minor swearing

~~~~~~~In an unknown place at an unknown time~~~~~~~
A figure tsked quietly in the dark. "My, my, my... Another split I see..."

"The cause of you!" A small side called, chained up to a wall.

"Aw. Don't give me all the credit! I needed some help~"
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Logan rushed out of the room. Having heard the scream, he dropped the pictures and ran out, finding Roman on the floor with a scorpion crawling around. There were shattered pieces of some jar.

Janus walked in, helping Remus. "What the fuck, Roman?"

"I just wanted a cookie! It crawled out of the cookie jar!"

Remus looked at the scorpion in fascination. Unlike Roman, he found the creepy crawlies and dangerous animals cool.

Virgil leaned on the counter, laughing.

"What're you laughing at Hot Topic?"

The anxious trait rolled his eyes. "Aw, you think I'm hot~"

Roman stood up, brushing himself off. "That I do."

Virgil's laughing stopped immediately and was replaced with a blush.

"While you were talking, none of you seemed to notice the small key on the underside of the scorpion," Logan said, arms crossed.

"Oh! I've got this." Remus exclaimed, bending down and picking up the scorpion.

Roman stared in shock. "It might-"

Remus was then stung on the finger.

He winced a bit but took the key off the scorpion and summoned a glass cage, putting the scorpion inside.

"Remus! Are you okay?!" Janus took Remus' hand in his, examining the sting spot.

Remus pulled his hand away and licked his bleeding finger. "See? All fixed."

"You idiot, this isn't how it works."

"Further examination is required, Remus. Of the scorpion and you. But for now, I think I know where this key goes."

Remus groaned and followed Logan as he left to Patton's room. Of course, the others followed soon after.

The reached the room, Logan walking in first and smiling at the aroma of the room. Cookies and flowers. He kneeled down in front of the locked drawer and placed the key in the keyhole, opening the drawer almost instantly.

What they saw could've shocked anyone.

A/N: I'm losing track of what conspiracies I have Hhhhhhh- Thank you so much thechromosomegod for the amazing art! Go follow them! (Art will be ready later)