When I was young, there are two things I like, Godzilla and NES games. But after reading Godzilla creepypasta written by colbydaf( I forgotten how to spell his name, so if you are reading this, go to the comments and type me his name) so anyway, it was a typical Saturday afternoon, I was about to press start when I suddenly got an idea. I remembered a blue bat demon called Solomon which was encountered as a new playable character in the hacked version of the game, he seems pretty cool, but too bad I could never play as him, or so I thought.

When I go to the password, I just casually typed" still the best" and all of a sudden, the game took me to the earth board, the bizzare changes in the level are what startled me. Let's talk about the playable character first, I had neither Godzilla nor Mothra, instead it was someone better...if you're thinking what I'm thinking, you are right, the new character is Solomon! I was really happy, Solomon is a powerful and cool monster who has an unknown rivarly with a demon named Red, he has yet to appear in Colossal Kaiju Combat, the theme song is not from this game, instead it's an actual song called the best damn thing by Avril Lavigne, understandable because of the word best in it, enough of this crap, time to talk about the bosses now, the number of bosses in the level is similar to the "destroy all monster" password except there are no original bosses in that level, they are replaced by strange icons, I'll try to describe them to you:
1st* a man wearing a hat people in texas would wear
2nd*a small humanoid carrying a large scissors
3rd*a female humanoid native
4th* a teenage boy
5th*a large infant like creature
6th*a man wearing military uniform
7th*a normal teenage female
8th*a large bulky wrestler

I don't know who they are but I'm excited to find out, after happily cruising through levels with a monster I always like, it's time for a boss fight. The first boss surprises me, my first opponent is no other than Chuck fucking Norris! It was pretty cool to fight the roundhouse kicker himself, by the way Chuck Norris's music is Gezora's theme, after defeating Chuck Norris, it's time to fight the next boss, my opponent is actually from another game called Clock Tower The First Fear, he is Bobby Barrows, a demonic child weilding a large scissors, his theme is Moguera and Baragon theme. The demon's primary attack is cutting you with the scissors and spamming you with a charge attack, although he is not as tough as Chuck Norris, he,was unrelenting, but Solomon's slashes, flight and heat beam saved me from taking too much damage. Pretty soon, time to face the next boss. The next boss is Sacagawea, a native who I learnt about in my history books. Quite a cool cameo for someone ancient although she's not that strong. Her attacks are similar to Varan's, it was quite a coincidence that her music is Varan's theme. She charges and punches you like Varan but slightly weaker than him, took me about 36 seconds just to defeat her. After the fight, I fought through a level for health power-ups, then it was the next boss fight. My next opponent is Justin Beiber himself, not a good boss but I have seen worst, his main attacks are nothing more than throwing music notes a hitting you with a microphone, Hedorah's theme is Justin's music, on to the next boss fight. The next boss is a giant purple baby named Dan Barrows, a brother to Dan Barrows and a boss in Clock Tower the first fear, his theme is also Moguera and Baragon theme, understandable since they are brothers after all. Dan is much stronger than Bobby. He was quite resistant in taking damage, Solomon's swipe which devastates four life bars is now lucky enough to remove 2 and a half a life bar, but thankfully, I was able to beat him with a little health to spare. After getting health power ups, time for another boss fight. The next boss with Gigan's theme is no other than the fuher. Adolf Hitler is a formidable opponent, he spams you with a machine gun, his punches knocks you back, and his grenade throw is his most powerful attack. His grenades devastates health bars upon touch but Solomon's punches turns out to be able to reflect the grenades back to Hitler, damaging him. After a long fight against the fuher, I took a short break before getting power ups and confronting the next boss. My next boss is Bella from Twilight," Quite crappy." I thought to myself, but I underestimated her, it turns out Bella has quite a deadly move, everytime, she's close to losing her health, she would trap me and bite Solomon, drinking his blood to gain health. After a frustrating fight against Bella, I noticed a heart temple symbol on the board she once stood on, I went through the level and found out what the heart temple is, the hearts can do no damage, so I gain health power ups by slashing and crashing the hearts. Soon with a lot of health in Solomon now, time to fight Ghidorah's replacement who turns out to be a famous wrestler named Mr. T. After defeating him, I got a surprise, instead of going back to the board, I had to fight not-gezora, then not-moguera, after that, not-varan, not-hedorah came next, not-baragon right after, not-gigan stepped in, not-mechagodzilla jumped in and finally, a dorat flew down, I killed it with two slashes and all of a sudden, all the not monsters spawned in front of me and fused together into the Chimera. It was one of the most intense fights ever, the Chimera's attacks drains most of my health and Solomon's strength does little damage to the Chimera, nonetheless, I had the boss fight timer and the heart level to thank, if it wasn't for those things, I would have failed. Interesting enough, those coloured section of the fusion has its own life bar, killing off the health bars results the Chimera losing a body part, the cycle goes on until only the head is left. The head is fast but Solomon was able to kill the head with a heat beam. After completing the level, the base icon is now replaced with a medal. I enter the level to realize it's a cut-scene. Solomon is standing on the first place, wearing a medal that says "best" with that, the game ends with Solomon saying "still the best 1973" the screen plays the ending theme for 45 seconds until the game went back to the opening screen. That was awesome! Despite that, it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, I tried to replay the level again with no luck. Oh well... hey, what are you...ow! Ah!

Greetings humans, ponies, aliens, monsters, animals, whatever you are, I am Solomon, that reader is telling the truth, that is how I earn my title as the best, but promise to keep this a secret or else you will end up like that guy over there. Farewell, still the best 1973. Peace.