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SAAAAAM!! This guy just got fired. Don't worry I didn't have anything to do with it.
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For some reason I don't believe you haha try again m8
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Okay fine you got me. It's lunch time.
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You can't just interrupt people's lives for your own satisfaction Gabe.
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But but but I like seeing your face Samwich!
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No butts babe. You come see me when you CAN not when you WANT to.
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Okay so if tomorrow I'm free can I go over to your place? Also did you just call me babe? ;)
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First of all it was a typo. Second of all, fine. But I'll probably be asleep all day.
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So do I just break your window and sneak in?
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Don't break my window.
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So then?
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Ugh. I keep a spare key under the mat outside my door.
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What if a thief finds it and steals all your stuff and kills you?
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So you want me to remove the key?
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No... just stating the possibilities.
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Well this guy actually has a job to get back to. See ya soon Gabe.
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Nuuu don't leave me, moose! What if I'm an online costumer?
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Got any cavities?
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What?
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I'm a dentist Gabe lol bye

GABRIEL P.O.V

And that was the end of my conversation with my moose. If I'm not mistaken I think he likes me.

A chubby kid comes into the store along side is what I suppose is his friend. A much skinnier and weak looking child or teen. Not sure anymore.

"Can I help you?" I ask the teens. I try to fake smile but I'm sure I look like a pedophile so I stop.

"Uh yeah do you guys have Daikatana?" The fat kid asks while putting his greasy fingers all over the glass case where the newest games are on display.

"Let me see." I say while writing the name in the computer.

"Negative." I shake my head which makes my triple chin to shake as well. Nasty.

"What about Duke Nukem Forever?" The skinnier child asks. God his voice is so high pitched and cringy

"Dude but that game is so gay!" The fat kid hits his friend.

"Okay then what do you suggest, Johnny?" The wimpy child asked as he rolled his eyes.

"Hmm... do you people sell driver?" He asks as he scratches his double chin trying to look sophisticated.

"Uh no, we don't have it." I shake my head once again.

"What?!? That's crazy! Can you believe Arnie? They don't have drive!!!" He exaggerates.

"Well maybe they have bubonic..." Arnie says shyly.

"Dude why are you so lame? At least try acting cool. Try being more like me." Oh this kid has got to be kidding.
"Okay then what game?" Arnie asks again. This kid really needs to learn how to stand up for himself.

"Okay. Shock band." That Johnny kid says as he holds out his hands. Like that "aliens" guy/meme.

I let out an exasperated sigh and roll my eyes. "Okay you know what? I've never been more irritated in my whole life and believe me I've been in several stressful situations. But never have I ever assisted such lame ass pathetic brats such as yourselves. Why can't you be like the other cool kids and leave the gaming store to older losers? Get a girlfriend, lose some pounds, stop being an arrogant dick-" I turn to look at the other kid "-and you: gain some weight, get new friends, date a cool person, don't let yourself be seen with this moron. Now get out before I start spraying you with windex!" I barked.

The two leave the store without looking back. Damn these kids.

Once the clock strikes 5 I know that the day is done for me. I get my things from behind the counter and start making my way to the bus station.

"Sorry about today Donnie." I mutter. I feel the not-meside of the mind slightly nod and I guess agree with me.

When I arrive home I make myself some sad looking ramen noodles and lie on my very sad looking couch. And with that my day finalizes. I guess today wasn't as successful as other days. I didn't get to see Samsqua--

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And with that things start taking a new direction. Also I don't mean to trigger anyone with anything. This is all just for the sake of entertainment. You have been warned.