DEAN P.O.V

"COME ON WINCHESTER YOU CAN DO THIS!!!" Those words keep on playing in my head on repeat.

"Good afternoon, how can I help you today?" A man says behind the counter

"Heeey. We were looking for an engagement ring!" Charlie says before I can even open my mouth.

"Splendid. So what type of stuff is he into?" He says while looking at me. Is his gaydar going off or something? Is it really that obvious?

"Fancy, yet simple."

"And in our budget!" Charlie adds

"Well follow me!" The guy says while walking over to another section of the store.

GABRIEL P.O.V

Aw yiss. Another costumer! I find certain joy in selling rings cause it's like WHOA I get to sell a seal of love. Or a symbol of disaster.

"May I suggest this gold band?" I take out a simple yet pretty ring.

"Hmm." *adorable squinty eyes*

"Winchester... I'm sorry to tell you this but you've begun to mirror Cas' actions."

"Charlie. In order for it to be mirroring he needs to be doing it too."

TODD'S P.O.V

meow. Meow meow meow. HISS!!

"I know. My Little Pony can get pretty intense."

"Meow?" *tilts head and squints eyes at strange giant magic box that displays other colorful creatures in it.*
"Meow."

*Cas mirrors Todd's actions*
"Yes, she should have listened to Pinkie pie."

GABRIEL P.O.V

"Anyways... Significant and stylish, this wedding band is finely handcrafted in 18k yellow gold with brushed center framed by polished beveled edges. this everlasting wedding ring will symbolize your emotions and his distinctive taste." I got bored and started looking around so at least I'd know what I was selling. This one was my favorite so don't ask me how I know so much about it.

"How much is it? Don't wanna raise Dean's hopes for nothing. Now do we?"

"Six hundred. But for you hot stuff make it three hundred."

"Why the huge discount?"

"Cause
1. I'm quitting.
2. My boss is a homophobe.
3. He's getting sued so I doubt he'll mind $300 missing."

"Well thank you!" Aw that guy is literally the second cutest thing I've ever seen in the world.

DEAN P.O.V

After we leave the place with the ring we head back to baby.

"Put on your suit and tie, Dean."

"What? Why?"

"You're about to ask the love of your life to marry you. You don't get engaged everyday. I think you might as well make it as perfect as possible."
I hate it when she has a point.

-------- like 30 minutes later ----------------

"CAAAS. WE'RE BACK." I see his head pop from behind the kitchen counter.

"Yes, my love?"

"Wow. That one's new." I smile at him

"You don't like it? Cause if you don't that's alright I understand and I can stop."

"No it's alright. I like it! Also get ready. I'm taking you out on a date."

"Can I wear pajamas?"

"Put on your suit Castiel."

"Someone'sgonnatoptonight..." I hear him mumble under his breath. Actually I wouldn't mind to top tonight. Or have sex to begin with.

I run and grab the bee plushie I made for Cas.

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tries to sew the fabric*
*pinches finger with the needle*
"SONVABITCH" so much for doing something nice for Cas.
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Yeah that's what I was doing.

I stuff the ring in small pocket I made on the bee, and put the bee in a box wrapped in mustache gift wrap paper.

I make a run for the impala and hide it in the backseat. And my timing is perfect cause Cas comes out right away.

"Alrighty, honey, let's get this party going!"

"As you wish your majesty." We get I'm and drive off to the restaurant

~~~~~~~like 45 minutes later~~~~~~~

"Are we there yet?"

"Yes, Cas. We're finally here."

"THANK THE LORD!!!"

He walks in followed by me.

"Hello, misters, how may I help you today?" <- weird guy with French accent.

"Uh yeah, we made our reservations last month."

"Under what name?"

"Dean Winchester."

The guy is just staring at us. That's a little odd if you ask me

"Is something wrong?"

"I'm afraid I'm gonna ask you to leave sir. We don't like homosexuals sitting at our tables."

I'm about to knock this guy out cold. But Cas grabs me just in time.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!? YOU CAN SUCK MY--

TODD P.O.V
Meow

DEAN P.O.V

After the whole thing I took Cas to a diner that was kind of close by.

"Remember this place?"

"Huh?" This is the first thing he's said to me since the commotion back at the restaurant.

"Do you remember this place?"

"Refresh my memory, angel face." I look over at him and

"This is where we had our first date. I remember you were so nervous so I asked one of the workers if they could play some Metallica, that way you'd calm down."

A smile plays on my lips. For I do remember that day. "How could I possibly forget?"

"Well I'm going to the bathroom." He gets up and goes.

I make a run for it. I tell one of the workers to play a certain song and dim the lights a little.

CASTIEL P.O.V

When I get out everything looks different. And people are staring at me and... is that Panic! playing?

Suddenly Dean is walking up to me and offers me a hand.

Do I look lonely? I see the shadows on my face. People have told me I don't look the same.

I take it and he twirls me around and everyone is surrounding us. Is this a cult?

I'm walking the long road. Watching the sky fall. The lace in your dress, tangles my neck. How do I live?

Dean starts slow dancing with me. I won't lie, I'm having the time of my life right now!

...

Happy ever after. Ooo how could I ask for more? Lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor.

At the end of the song he tips me and kisses me. I close my eyes and let myself melt into the kiss and when he pulls away there's a spotlight on us.

Someone passes Dean a box. He opens the box and gives me the bee inside it.
I'm actually jumping up and down like a little girl right now.

"That's not all angel face." He smiles at me

"What else could I ask for, my love?" Just then I notice my bee has a pocket. I hope it has honey candy or a small flower.

I put my finger in to see and right there he starts smiling like a fool. Now I'm scared...

I pull out what seems to be a circle and... wait. That's a ring... HOLY SHIT THATS AN ENGAGEMENT RING!!!!!

"Castiel. Because I tried to be a grand romantic tonight and it failed I'm just gonna be straight foward. Would you marry me?"

"YES. FINALLY. HALLELUJAH. I LOVE YOU." I say as he puts the ring on my finger. Then I start giggling like a school girl.

Then I hear two little voices in the background.

"What is the blonde guy doing?"

"He liked the other man, so he put a ring on it!"

We all laugh at the little comments.

"What a time to be alive!"

SAM P.O.V

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Hiya Samsquatch :) it's Gabe btw.

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Oh hey! How ya doing?

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I'm alright. How about ya?

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I'm good. Listen I'll text you later, my brother has some announcement or something like that. See ya :)

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Mkay bai.

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I MADE IT THOUGH WITHOUT PASSING OUT. Well that was fun. Shout out to little Todd who has just been introduced to My Little Pony. Comments are appreciated btw. See ya next time my fellow fandomists and amazing phandomist. Also I'll start writing a phanfic around next week at a phandomist's request *cough Sherlock cough* Love ya!

~Death of a bachelor by P!ATD~