St: We we're looking for Scott's inhaler.

Sh. St: which he dropped?

St:.  The other night!

Sh. St: the night that we were looking for the other half of the body?

St:. Yes!

Sh. St: the night that you told me you were alone and Scott was at home?

St: Yes! No! Oh crap...

Sh: so you lied to me?

St:  That depends on how do you define lying.

Sh. St: I define it as not telling the truth how do you define it?

St: reclining your body in a horizontal position?

Sh. St: Get the hell out of here!

St: Absolutely...