This again.

*Atreyos and V run to the Pillager Outpost*

Atreyos: Should we knock?

V: Can you even knock in Minecraft?

Atreyos: Well, we could sneak in...

V: Yeah, great idea!

Atreyos: What?! No! I was joking.

V: Too late.

*V places wood to get to the top of the outpost*

Atreyos: Why did I even say that?

*Atreyos also places wood until he reaches the top*

V: Alright. What should we do now?

Atreyos: Find Medusa I guess.

???: Who's there?

*Some person in full iron armour appears*

V and Atreyos: MEDUSA?!!

Medusa: ... What are you doing in my outpost?!

V: We're asking questions here. What did you do this time?

Medusa: Me? All I did was take over this outpost and destroy the village.

Atreyos: You burnt down a village?

Medusa: After I raided them, yes.

V: Why did you even do that? Those were innocent villagers!

Medusa: You mean unfair traders who think bread is worth a lot of emeralds? They don't sound innocent to me.

Atreyos: But that still gives you no excuse to slaughter their village.

Medusa: Look, Im a pro now. I can do whatever I wish.

V: Iron armour doesn't make you a pro. Diamonds do.

Medusa: Hmm. You're right. I should go mine for diamonds instead of iron.

Atreyos: Can you at least help us fix the village first?

Medusa: No. Goodbye.

*Medusa leaves to do some mining*

Atreyos: So... wanna help me fix the burning massacre outside?

V: Yeah sure.

*Atreyos and V start to fix the village*

V: Atreyos, there's a lot of Creepers here. I think I need help-

- V was blown up by a Creeper -

Atreyos: ...? Wut?