Ay Yo fuckers...you ready for shit to hit the fan again?

???'s POV

Where am I?.....

Everything feels wrong...why am I...why am I here?

Images flashed through my visions of a world, with beings...everywhere, the word human popped into my head and I shook it.

What is wrong with me?

But then all of a sudden...I was falling.

Steve's POV

I squealed gleefully as I ran through the maze in Notch's garden. Herobrine had given me tweleve seconds to hide and I would not take that up!

I made a right and stopped at the center which held a beautiful fountain that had pearls and angels carved in stone.

"Oh Steve! Are you hiding in here?" I heard Hero call out, of course I told him not to use his powers to actually give me a chance.

I gave a muffled yelp as something dropped into the water behind me, as soon as it hit I heard a groan.

My curiosity kicked in and I turned around to see a hooded man groaning but sitting in what used to be filled with water. His body seemed to glitch into place. He was groaning and holding his head as he looked up to me with mismatched eyes. One red and one blue, his body seized up and for a moment he looked right through me.

"Steve...Get behind me..." I jumped at Herobrine's voice and nearly cried out as the mystery man materialized before me getting Herobrine to growl.

"Steve" He warned, I was stuck in place but why?

"...I'm...no Steve?" His voice picked up and dropped down until it picked a deep tone.

"Who are you?" I piped up, the man turned around to look at me and blinked.

"I...303" He nearly whispered before pushing me and I stumbled back, nearly hitting my head on a rock as he and Herobrine fought.

I was in utter shock as I watched them, 303 was a blur and it scared me but Herobrine was nearly as fast.

"Go away" 303 boomed before Herobrine was thrown back through the maze and landed against a pillar. 303 turned and looked at me before a solid wall surrounded the center we were in. My heart raced as he walked towards me.

"S-Sto-"

"Steve ok?" He muttered, stretching a hand towards me. I gave a small smile, out of confusion as he helped me up.

"I'm...fine, why did you-"

"Tried to attack...missed me..was going to hit you" 303 mumbled, his eyes shifting to the wall as it cracked in one area.

"Oh! No...no um 303 Herobrine just thought you were a threat" I explained but 303 only blinked.

"I am...Entity 303...part of protection programming...I am not supposed to be here...I...I am lost..Steve" His eyes shifted to look at the floor and soon enough he was kneeling on one knee with his head bowed.

"Herobrine..is the threat..." I rolled my eyes at this and was about the speak up but he started talking again.

"Herobrine; god of chaos and responsible for mass destruction of Minecraftia in its prime era 4 eons ago, recently been privilaged to return and has created a mess in his wake-the storm on the day of his freedom created a flood in swamp biomes and beach cities" He picked his head up and grabbed me before I had time to scream out as Herobrine leaped towards us.

"303! Stop! He's fine, he's stable...he's just protecting me" I tried reasoning with his has he dodged every blow Hero had to dish out.

"That is my job, I am part of protection programming" I huffed but Entity did let me down but did not lower his guard as Herobrine stopped as well.

"...I am...not supposed to be here...Therefore I am..lost" Entity 303 breathed out, I cooed, he seemed like a lost child. Like Ender.

"I'll help you!" I cried out, hugging him, Herobrine gasped in disbelief.

"He tried to kill me!"

"I protect Steve" I looked at Herobrine and pouted.

"Please? He just wants to get back to where he belongs" I looked up at 303 and he leaned forward to hug me back.

"...I want to go back...this feels...wrong" He flexed his fingers and looked at them in disgust.

"Notch can help!" I exclaimed and pulled him along with Herobrine trailing behind, growling softly.

Time skip

"...He's a glitch, there must be something wrong with the perimeter...Something forced him out almost kicking him out of place" Notch sighed as he held a cup of coffee to his lips.

"So...does this mean he can go back?" I asked, sitting on a chair, 303 and Herobrine kept their distance from one another.

"Yes yes...as soon as I find out what kicked him out in the first place, the security isn't showing the red flag...something must be off" Notch started muttering to himself as he brought up a keyboard out of thin air and documents popped up one by one around the room.

"Sometimes I forget that you programmed this world..." I mumbled as I looked around and seen a file named Steve.exp.

"Is that where the original Steve's came from?" I asked, looking back at Notch. He looked up and glanced at it.

"Hm? No, that's yours, at first I was watching you when I respawned you but couldn't find what Herobrine wanted so bad so...you've been here for about...a good 3 years since" He said before dragging a red folder to the middle of the room.

"See..it shows that 303 has been 'deleted' but it would have showed a red flag..." Notch said reading it over again.

"Why?"

"Cause he's the most advanced and strongest protection this world has, if something kicked him out, then it wasn't very good, they wanted to get rid of him since he would've stopped them or it"

I blinked and tilted my head. None of this was making sense.

"Happened too fast, I...it felt...it feels wrong to be here" 303 growled, a purple mist surrounded his body before he calmed down at the surprise.

"Seems as if we have a temporary god on our hands" Notch chuckled and picked up his mug again.

"Keep him in the palace, I'll figure this out...Steve stay with him, he doesn't seem to like anyone else so far" Notch chuckled and glanced at Herobrine who was busy glaring at Entity 303 who was flexing his fingers and looking at them with disgust.

"Okay, come on 303! I'll show you Ender! He's a protector too but...from the End...and he's a dragon"

"I know of all who inhabit the world at this moment" He said and followed me out the door and down the hall.

"Herobrine is trailing us" He spoke after awhile.

"He's just making sure I'm safe"

"I am here to protect...meaning you Steve" Entity calmly said before he materialized in front of my as soon as Ender flew with some guards and two small dragons.

"The Enderdragon is busy, what shall we busy ourselves with now?" Entity asked, turning around to look at me, his clothes changed into more of like an official guard.

"Uh-" I yelped as Herobrine picked me up, nuzzling into my neck.

"Well its passed a week and I have some reclaiming to do so if you don't mind, I'll borrow him for a few" Before I could object Herobrine teleported and threw me on the bed and was over me in a second.

"You've been counting?" I asked, gasping as he kissed my neck.

"Yes Steve, no one is marking you except for me" He growled, taking off my shirt as well as his own.

"Roger that" I purred, pulling him against me and kissed his lips hungrily, he was eager as he took off my pants.

"Oh god Hero its been too lo-AH!" I cried out as he slipped his fingers inside of my boxers. I bit my lip as he grazed my slowly growing erection but ended up ripping my boxers off.

"Hurry up and just fuck me al-Ah! GET OUT!" I had turned my head and found Entity 303 standing at the door tilting his head, no sooner than that Herobrine punched him through the door and they started fighting, I sighed and pulled the covers over myself as I watched the mild fight.

What luck...

I plan on a lot and you'll hate me probably so yeah, I'm sure you'll love me though.

F.O.T