In couple's therapy

Therapist: What seems to be the problem?

Ruby: She keeps making fire puns anD I CAN'T FLIPPInG TAKE IT ANYMORE

Sapphire: Woah there babe you might wanna cool down

Ruby: SAPPHY I SWEAR TO DIAMOND

Sapphire: You're getting pretty hot-headed

Ruby: *literally setting the office on fire* WHYYYYY

Therapist: Looks like things are getting pretty heated between you two

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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