When someone asks me if I am in a relationship (but they say it in a rude way cause I'm a fangirl and I have no social life)
"Well, I'm currently planning the wedding of garnet, sneaking myself into johnlock dates, responding with 'BECAUSE IM BATMAN' whenever someone asked me why I did something, ordering must-have-merch, writing fanfiction 24/7 AND a member of team Leo. So yeah, my schedule is pretty tight. Later, muggles."