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[Open Ext beach city walk fries. ](Amethyst,steven and cherry run toward the counter of Beach Citywalk Fries.)

oh this is cherry's new suit.

mr fryman: *flips sign* Steven! We're closed. 

Steven:  *disappointed* Aww, what? 

Amethyst:*hits counter* Give 'em the bits! *chants while continuously hitting the counter* The bits, the bits... (Steven and cherry joins in.)

Steven,Cherry & Amethyst : *all tree chanting* The BITS! The BITS! The BITS! *banging on counter*

Mr. Fryman: Okay, okay! Take it easy on the counter, will ya? *goes to cook fry bits* 

Steven,Cherry & Amethyst: Yes! *high-five each other*

Mr. Fryman: *hands Steven a bag of fry bits* I can give you actual fries if you want. 

 Steven: Just the bits, please. *takes bag* Thanks. *walking away while Amethyst and Cherry picks a handful of bits* Ah, sunset, my favorite time of day. When the sun goes down, and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky.

Amethyst:  *bursts out laughing* Yeah, that big hot second su— *gasps, notices the red eye * Oh no, what is that doing here?

Cherry quartz: oh no this is not good not at all!

Steven: What is it? (Amethyst picks him up and runs while Steven drops his bits.) Ah, my bits! 

[Trans. beach near Crystal temple]

Garnet: This is bad. 

Pearl: *peering through telescoop * Look at the size of it, I had no idea these things were so big! 

Amethyst:*running towards them carrying Steven* Garnet! Pearl! 

Pearl: We saw. Some of us are trying to protect humanity. 

Cherry quartz: pearl sometimes you have to have fun! we can't lay down and wait when danger comes!

Pearl: yes but we have to be ready when danger comes .*smile's to Cherry but turns back 

to Amethystangry*Where were you?

Amethyst: *puts Steven down* ... Eating fry bits. (Pearl sighs.) 

Steven:  Oh, can I see? *peers* Woah. It's a giant eyeball! Awesome! 

Pearl: *angrily* NOT awesome! It's a Red Eye! 

Steven:A Red Eye?! It's going to infect us all! 

Garnet: That's pink eye, Steven. (Amethyst  and Cherry laughs.)

Cherry quartz: close steven, very close.

Pearl: It's going to crash into Beach city and crush us, along with a bunch of oblivious, innocent people! We have to stop it.

Steven:What are we going to do? 

Garnet:*adjusts visor* we have two chose's, first we can trow Cherry to the red eye so she 

can activate her ultra sword to cut the eye in half.

Cherry quartz: *nervous* lets not do that please.

Garnet: or destroy it with a lightcanon that belonged to Rose quartz.

Steven: My mom?

Amethyst: *moans angrily* If Rose were here, this would be so easy.

Pearl:I know, but she's not, and the cannon is missing. wait!! Cherry do you now where here canon is?

Cherry quartz: no, last time I saw it she said she had a pleace to keep it didn't tell me where.

Pearl:  fine,we'll have to find another solution. 

Steven: If it belonged to my mom, I bet my dad knows where it is. He can help us save the day! *silence* Huh? Eah?! 

Pearl: *sugarcoats her opinion of Greg* Greg is... nice, Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon.

Amethyst: Your dad is kind of a mess, Steven. *puts hand on Steven's shoulder* 

Pearl: AMETHYST! 

Amethyst: I'm just sayin', even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now.

Garnet: True.

Steven:No way, I'm sure he's just keeping it somewhere safe. I'll go ask him.

Cherry quartz: I'm coming to ya now keeping a eye on you.

[Ext its a wash. ] 

Steven:*bangs on doors* Dad, it's me! Dad, are you in there? Wake up! We have to save... the— WORLD! *climbs on van* Dad! *trips and sets off car alarm* *smiles*

Greg:*bursts out with a waffle iron* Who's there? I have a waffle iron!

Cherry quartz: oh no!! its a waffle iron!! run before we are waffelt!!

Steven: *on top of the van* Dad, it's me! 

Greg: *looks up* Steven? (Steven jumps down and hugs his dad.) I almost waffled your face! 

What are you doing up so late?

Steven: What do you mean? The sun just went down an hour ago.

Greg:*blushes* Oh, heh. It was a... slow day at the car wash. Anyway, what's up? Just needed to 

see your old man, pal around, learn some lessons about life?

Steven:*blushes* No! I need the light cannon that belonged to Mom, to blow up that eyeball! 

*points to the Red Eye*

Greg: Eyeball?

Cherry quartz: yes greg a eyeball.

Amethyst(Amethyst is seen flying towards the Red Eye, but falls back into the ocean.) Raaaah!!!

Greg:Wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It... it 

could be dangerous or interfere with what's left of my hair. *rubs hair*

Steven:But they need Mom's cannon!

Cherry quartz: please we need that canon more then anything or they will trow me!!

Steven: You've gotta know where it is, like a cave dungeon or a cloud fortress, or in a clam at 

the bottom of the ocean!

Greg: Well, I don't know about all that. But I have an idea where it might be. 

[Ext.u-stor ] 

Steven: A magical storage unit! *rushes to U-Stor*

Greg: Ha, not exactly. But some would say there's magic inside. *winks as Steven who looks at 

him cluelessly* It's just a shed I use to keep things that don't fit in the van. If it's anywhere, it'll be in here.

(He opens the door and reveals a shed filled to the brim with boxes and clutter.) 

Cherry quartz: this is going to be tricky.

Steven: If I'm going in there, I'm gonna need some gear. *ties a flashlight to his head with sock 

and electric cord wrapped around waist* Here I go.

Greg and Cherry: Good luck!

Steven: *crawls into shed* Woah, cool! It's like a dad museum. *goes deeper* There it is! *pulls 

down golf clubs* Do you golf?

Greg: Eh, I'd like to think of myself as someone who would golf... eventually. 

Cherry quartz: thats sad.

Greg: yeah I know.

Steven:*notices cannon shaped object* Hmm, yes! ... A drum. *rummaging* No, no... *gasp* Oh 

my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Is this— *shoots T-shirt canon * "Buy T-shirt Cannons"? *notices box full of CDs* Hey, there's a bunch of copies of your old CD! *gets one and stores it in his pocket*

Greg: Huh. Oh, man, I couldn't give those things away. You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band, I traveled the whole country.

Cherry quartz: thats pretty cool greg!

Greg :When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except—

Steven: An ALLIGATOR!

Cherry quartz: A CAT!

Greg:  No, it was your mother. 

Steven:  *goes deeper* Hahaha, I know.

Greg:  And we were always together after that. Until she gave up her physical form to bring you 

into the world. I don't know what a magic lady like her ever saw in a plain old dope like me.

Cherry quartz: she loved you ya now she Always told me about you!

Greg: really!! wow, now I'm feeling speciaal!

Steven:  *breaks photo frame of Greg and Rose, gasps* Uh, Dad,Cherry I broke a photo. 

Greg:  It's okay buddy. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs. 

*cannon begins to glow*

Steven:  *notices glow* Huh? *gasps* The light cannon!

Greg: *looking at Red Eye* Oh boy, that thing's giving me the willies. *rubs stomach*

Cherry quartz: me to.

Steven:  Dad,Cherry I found it!

Greg:  Really?

Cherry quartz: so it was here the hole time!

Steven:  *tying cord around cannon* Get the van! (Greg pulls it out.) This thing could save the 

city, we've gotta get it to the beach!

Greg: How? It's too big for the van. *wagon rolls by* Easy does it. *puts cannon on wagon*

Cherry quartz: lets hope this work.

[Int. Greg's Van] 

(Steven,Cherry and Greg are driving to the beach.) 

Steven: Is it gonna be okay?

Greg:*shrugs* If every pork chop were perfect—

Steven: *chimes in* We wouldn't have-

Cherry quartz: *chimes in* hot dogs!

Greg:  *watches enlarged Red Eye* That thing's getting huge, it's freaking me out.

Cherry quartz: yeah we have to go faster Greg!NOW!!

Greg:  This is faster.

Steven:  Don't worry. Come on, let's put on your CD.

Greg: *embarrassed* What? Really? Come on, you've heard it.

Steven:  *chuckling* You come on. *inserts disc*

Cherry quartz: dude its like the best song ever!!

Steven:  *singing along with "Let me drive my van into your heart!"* Let me drive my van into 

your heart! *song continues to play in the background*

(Sadie walks by in her jacket looking at Greg's van while Lars looks at the Red Eye and Mr. Smiley looks at the van pass by) 

[Beach]

Amethyst*washes up back on shore* Throw me again, I think I'm cracking it. *notices Steven 

and Cherry* Is that... ?

Steven:  Hey, guys! 

Pearl:  *gasps* He really had it!

Amethyst:  *jumping in front of Garnet and Pearl* We're SAVED!!!

Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet:   Woah! (Red Eye's gravity begins to pull everything towards it, 

causing rumbling and destruction.)

[Trans. Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries] 

(Mr. Fryman is observing the destruction affecting his restaurant.)

Mr. Fryman:  Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy! (A sign rips off of the building.)

Garnet:  We have to use it now.

Pearl: I don't know how it works, it was Rose's! 

Steven:  Dad, how do we use it? (Greg shrugs.)

Pearl: Steven, this is serious. *realizes* The gem. You have Rose's gem.

Amethyst:  That's it! *lifts Steven and rubs him against the cannon* Ah, come on!

Cherry quartz: come on! please! please! work we really need you now!!

Garnet: Stop that. 

Pearl: It's no use.

Amethyst: Fine, forget it. Throw me again.

Pearl: That's not going to work! we have to trow Cherry there!.

Cherry quartz: please don't there has to be a way!!

(The gravitational pull intensifies and pulls the van and cannon.) 

Greg:  *unhooks cord from cannon* I got this. *gets pulled* Ugh, wait, nope, maybe I don't!  

*tries to stop van*

Steven: *to cannon* Please work, unlock, activate, go, please! Everyone's counting on you, you 

can't just be useless! I know you can help.

Greg:  It's okay, Steven. We'll figure out something else, something even better.

Steven: R-r-r-right, if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs. *cannon begins 

to activate*

Pearl:  It's working!

(The cannon unlocks and falls. There is a collective gasp. Steven attempts to lift it and the Gems soon help.)

Pearl: Steven!

Amethyst: This is it!

Cherry quartz: lets kill that giant eye ball with fire!!

Garnet: BRACE YOURSELVES!!!

(The cannon shoots a rose and Cherry shaped blast that destroys the Red Eye, causing it to explode and shrapnel to fall, destroying parts of the city boardwalk.)

Amethyst: Steven, you just saved most of Beach City!

Steven:  *to Mr. Fryman* Sorry about that!

Mr. Fryman:  What?

Pearl:  How did you get it to work?

Steven: I just said that thing that Dad always says.

PearlThat thing about pork rinds?

Garnet: Hot dogs.

Cherry quartz: lets be honest here, "if every porkchop was perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs" is the best line that humans made.

Greg: *tears up* Rose...

(The tide suddenly comes in and washes the van towards the beach but is still surrounded by water. There is collective laughter.)

Greg:  My van!

Steven:  It's okay, Dad, if every pork chop were perfect—

Greg: I LIVE in there! *rushes towards van*

Steven: Wait up! *goes towards van*

Greg: Oh geez, wait, wait, wait!

the end