((This review is not safe from SPOILERS, avoid if you haven't seen this episode - Fan))

Ok ok....lemme breathe. *inhales deeply*......................BOI!!!!!!

This episode is where it's at!!! Gotta lot to say...but not theory wise. Hell, I can't WAIT for the episode Gem Hunt and Crack the Whip!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE JASPER! MOST OF YOU GUYS KNOW I'M A HUGE ASS FAN OF HER! AND IF YOU DON'T, WELL YOU KNOW NOW!!!!!!!!

I have been waiting for this episode since 1962! Jk...since Jasper slipped into a crack! I cried! I begged for her and yet HERE SHE IS!!!!! For 2 whole minutes.....:( boohoo. She gets the least screentime I have ever seen! That doesn't make me happy at ALL! But...NOW SHE HAS TWO EPISODES STARRING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope they're good. I love her so MUCH! It's what you get for falling in love with villains...but that's always been me. In this episode she returned, just when Lapis thought she was gonna have fun-SURPRISE BITCH, YOU AIN'T! And I'm glad too.

Since Lapis is my MOST hated character and JASPER IS MY FAV, them meeting was both sad and happy! Firstly it inspired me to start writing War of Wives-

A book coming to you (Fans of my page) about an abusive relationship between these two with twists and turns that'll surprise YOU. No, that is not the official summary but a piece. A mere morsel. ((BTW if that cover looks absolutely stunning and you want one just hit me up on my offer to do some for ANYONE)) I spent a lot of time staying up and writing the first, second, and third chapter just to see what direction it'd go in.

And secondly, Jasper had this absolute rapey vibe to her. I mean, dat face. And when she came close to Lapis, I was scared for children's innocence. :D Aaahhh...replace fuse with SEX and you have what I hear and see. What my twisted mind feeds off of~
(That's why my new book will be MATURE)

Now, the ending of the episode is almost what I imagined. I knew she wouldn't be on that boat for much longer too. Right at the shatter part I KNEW Steven was gonna be saved..but how?

In the most painful way possible. My baby, one second there gone the next was thrown up into the atmosphere by a very very disrespectful Lapis. WHY YU NO GIVE MEH BABY THE TIME OF DAY!!!!!!! :( I just sat there...like oh my god. It happened so quickly I couldn't even cry. (I did afterwards though)

Just hearing Jasper say, "We could fly!" Still brings tears to my eyes at this moment. ;^; how could they. *sob, sob* HOW DOES REBECCA SLEEP AT NIGHT! KNOWING SHE SHAT ON THIS PARTICULAR GIRL'S HEART!

Man, fuck! But oh well...I rate this a-

FIVE STAR RATING ANYWAYS!:★★★★★ (A+)

Any episode with Jasper, even if for a second, is a blessing. And a five star rating.

FAV moments-

Any part with Jasper

We could fly!

Mmmm~

Bedazzle~

FAV line: "We could fly!" -Jasper says with a happy face! ((Also every thing Jasper ever said in this episode is my fav line))

Such a cute wittle innocent cheeto! She smiled!!!!!!! SHE SMILED!!!!!!!! SHE SMILED!!!!!!!!! SHE GOT ON THE GROUND! BEGGING TO FUSE!!!! THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU FUCKERS!

*cries and sets up Jasper shrine*

F-FAV character: Jasper. *sob* my baby....

*cries* Not only did Li'l Lappy sink...but so did...MY HEART! ♡