So I'm back in school now...and I feel miserable. Well, that's why the Parodiverse exists! Let's keep it going! This one was requested from Mini_Crushies.

Bismuth brings the platform from the floor down towards a new area completely surrounded in magma. "Oh yeah! This weapon is my personal favorite! You're going to love it when I show it to you!" Bismuth opens the chest and she takes out the item.

"Here it is. The weapon that would've won the war." She flashes the item in Steven's face. His eyes shine for a moment...until he sees what Bismuth is actually showing off. He frowns with an eyebrow raising.

"Bismuth, that's a-!"
"I call it a spoon!"
"A spoon isn't-!"
"Just watch." She stomps on a button on the platform and a familiar tune blares. "WE...ARE THE CRYSTAL... GEMS!!!"

She hurls the spoon at one of the stone figures, causing a crack in the gem area. Bismuth reaches into the chest. "Don't worry! There's plenty more where that came from!"
Steven's eyes wander around. "Uh..."
"I found these all throughout the Earth!"

Steven takes a step back. "It is said that if you can get a spoon to tap into a gemstone, the Gem would poof and the stone would appear on the spoon! Just imagine using this on the Diamonds!" Steven sighs. "Bismuth, the spoon isn't a weapon."

"What?" Bismuth narrows her eyes. Why not?"
"Spoons are meant for eating things, not for scooping up Gems."
"But the spoon can revolutionize the Crystal Gems like you wouldn't believe!"

Steven facepalms. "Soon, we'll all have spoons as our primary weapons! Steven, take this spoon in honor of-!"
Steven hurls the spoon into the magma and it melts as it sinks. Bismuth whips a glare at Steven, curling her hands into fists.

"That's exactly what she did."
"Huh?"
"That's exactly what YOU did. It IS you isn't it, Rose?"
"W-What are you talking about?!"
"Don't lie to me!"

"You expect me to trust you now after you threw away everything?! You're throwing away my spoons just like you did with the FORKS!" Bismuth grabs Steven by the shirt, sending him off the ground towards her face.

"But they didn't just dissapear did they?! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!" Steven bubbles himself, hitting Bismuth in the face with a pop. Steven lands on the ground and he gets up. "Bismuth, this is all just a big misunderstanding!"

"LIAR! Don't play games with me, Rose. We were right here! I gave you secret to sweet, savory victory and you refused! The fork and spoon could've changed everything!"
"I believe that's called a spork!"
"I didn't want to scoop you, but you left no choice!"

Bismuth lunges the spoon at Steven.
Steven runs away from Bismuth as she approaches him. "What type of leader wouldn't give her army the best chance to eat!" She throws another spoon as Steven ducks.

"How could you value the famine over the dessert?! And just look at what you've done without me! Without the fork and spoon!" Steven summons his sheild as Bismuth smacks her spoon down towards him.
"We starved!" Steven stops and he turns to face her.

"Wait! I'm not my mom! Also, why do you want to eat Gems? How the hell can you even-!"
"I tested it and every worthless Gem that ended up on that spoon back on Homeworld tasted delicious!" Steven gets up and he backs away as Bismuth yells.

"All that talk about how we can eat our enemies. How we can't ignore a delicious bite! That's all it was wasn't it?! Just TALK!" Bismuth crashes the spoon down right in front of Steven.
Steven flips into the air and he floats there.

"You should've listened to me, Rose! I could've taken the war to Homeworld and eaten the Diamonds! I could've eaten..." She spins yet another spoon around until she hurls it at Steven. "EVERYONE!" Steven catches the spoon and Bismuth gasps. Steven floats back down to the ground.

He throws the spoon at Bismuth's gem with a grunt. She clutches her stomache as another song plays. "Mm what'cha say-ay? All that you only meant well. But because you didn't. Mm what'cha say-ay?" The song keeps playing as she collapses on her side.

Steven approaches Bismuth. He picks up the spoon. "So what are you gonna do?" Steven looks down at Bismuth's lifeless, open-eyed face. "Eat me?! Go ahead! Just...do it!" Steven shakes his head as he bubbles the spoon. He picks up Bismuth's body and he throws her into the magma.

I thought up the whole spoon thing as a joke a while ago. Now it is an official parody! Please give me more requests! I can handle anything you guys throw at me! Even if it's a fork or a spoon!