Here we go. I'm done stalling. This is the last request before Beta. I'm finally doing it Forever_Undertale.

Jasper climbs onto the boat and runs towards Lapis. "Lapis! I can fly!" Jasper grabs Lapis' hand and tries to fuse with her again. Steven quickly launches a shield at Jasper's hand.

Jasper lets go and Lapis runs back over to Steven's side. "Really! You come back after so long, and this is how you start things off?!"
"Lapis, let's be Malachite again."

Jasper holds an invisible object in her hand. "We can fly!" She takes sip from her invisible cup. "A toast to Malachite! Long live Malachite!" Jasper collapses.

Steven starts walking over to Jasper...but Lapis stops him. "Stay back! Ugh! She must be on those sugar cubes again!"
"Sugar cubes?"

"She must've eaten some on the way here."
"Was she hyper or..." "She's gone crazy. This is what happens when you eat limited edition under the sea LSD sugar cubes on an hourly basis."

"What's LSD?" "It's better off not knowing about it."
"So, is she defeated or?"
"I guess she is. What should we do with her?"

"I don't know. Put her back in the ocean?"
"No! She's just going to eat more of those damn sugar cubes!"
"Okay. What do you suggest?"

Lapis sighs and facepalms. "Leave her there. She should be unconcious until we get back home."
"So, why is Jasper addicted to sugar cubes?"

"Well, you eat them and..."
"AND?!"
"Why do you want to know?! They are just sugar cubes!"
"Lapis, be honest."
"But you're only...I don't know. 9?!"

Steven takes a step back. "What?! You think I'm a 9 years old?!"
"Uh..."
"When I was nine..." Steven takes out his wallet. "I used to look like THIS!"
"Oh."

"I saw the unseen! Heard the unheard! Lapis, we're alone on a boat and my dad is currently working on the engine below deck. This is very important. Tell me what a sugar cube does to you!"

"Well...you eat a sugar cube and you uh...you go into a dream world. You believe you could do anything. You can even believe you can fly. For example: Jasper."

"So, what you're saying is...you eat a sugar cube and you can do anything?" "Steven, that's not what I meant-" Steven takes a sugar cube out of his pocket and plops it into his mouth.

"Do you just eat a sugar cube right in front of me?"
"Uh...nothing's happening." Lapis looks down in anguish. "Damn it. Now I really am terrible."

Suddenly, a spear clangs on the deck. Lapis turns around to see Pearl standing there in shock. Pearl shreeks. "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!" "You've been on the boat the entire time?"

"DID YOU JUST GIVE OUR PRECIOUS STEVEN LSD?!" Lapis looks back at Steven. He's running towards the edge of boat. "HEY LAPIS! LOOK! I CAN FLY!" Pearl screams. "STEVEN!"

Lapis catches Steven before he went overboard. She drops Steven on top of Jasper and he lands on her with a thud. Pearl flashes a death glare at Lapis. "He is never going out with you alone ever again!"

Pearl looks around. "And where the hell is Greg?!"
"Uh...the engine broke. We're going to be stuck out here for a while." Pearl storms off to find Greg. Lapis steps up to Steven and Jasper.

She reaches into her gem on her back and she pulls out a sugar cube. She stares at it for a moment. "Hmm...
yeah. Screw my life." She plops it into her mouth and she collapses onto Steven and Jasper.

Brought to you by LSD.