Uh...I've got no words on how this one came out. This one was made thanks to UndertaleGem.

Amethyst lands on her butt and Steven rushes up to her, smiling. "Steven, I can't win. No matter what I do. No matter how hard I work, she came out with SWAG and I came out weak."
"Amethyst, do you want some MLG?"

Amethyst raises her eyebrow. "Uh...what?"
"Amethyst, fuse with me. Together, we're going to wreck her like she's never been wrecked before." Amethyst looks back over at Jasper.
"Amethyst, don't do it." She looks back to Steven.

"Us best Gems stick together, right?"
"That's why we're the worst." Amethyst grabs Steven's hand and Jasper screams. "NOOOO!" An explosion takes over the area. Air horns blare out and disco lights flash. The smoke clears, revealing an even smokier figure.

"What's up guys! I'm back from the hell."
"What the hell are you supposed to be?!"
Peridot gawks at the fusion. She collapses behind her. "Aw, what's wrong. You afraid of the MLG, m8?"

Jasper blinks her eyes in disbelief. "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"The name is uh..." She pulls out a cigarette from her pocket and she looks up, smiling. She lights it up and she puts in her mouth. She summons a pair of sunglasses to her face and she pulls out a shotgun.

"Smoky Quartz."
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
Jasper summons her helmet. "That won't do crap, scrub." She cocks the gun and she fires a missile into Jasper's helmet. "I am the most powerful fusion ever. Lol."

"FUSION! FUSION! IT'S ALWAYS FUSION!" Jasper rages as Smoky Quartz cocks her gun again. She takes a careful aim as Jasper runs away. Loud dub-step music plays out of nowhere and Jasper covers her ears.
"HEY! WHERE'S MY MOUNTAIN DEW AND-!" Smoky looks down at Peridot.

"DORITOS!" She picks up Peridot and she inhales her. Jasper gasps. "Oh...my...stars! PERIDOT!"
"I'VE NEVER FELT MORE POWERFUL IN MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE!" Smoky shoots Jasper in the back, causing her to collapse.

Jasper looks up, heaving. "Why? Why am I always the one who has to take the crap?!" Smoky cocks her gun again, taking a puff from her cigarette. "I'M GOING TO 360 NOSCOPE YOU SO HARD! HERE WE GO!" Jasper crawls up to the corrupted Gem closest to her.

"I must...FUSE!" Jasper places her hand on the corrupted Gem and she instantly fuses with her. The fusion laughs as Smoky Quartz spins around in mid air before she shoots it in the forehead. "HEADSHOT!" She lands on the ground as Jasper lays facedown on the ground.

Smoky rushes up to Jasper. "GIVE UP?!" She cocks her gun once more as Jasper looks down at herself. Blue spots pop up on Jasper's arm along with a few small spikes. She looks up at Smoky with somber eyes. "Nobody I fuse with ever wants-!"

Smoky puts the gun up to Jasper's forehead and she fires. Jasper poofs and Smoky picks up her gem. "Now you enter my dungeon. I'll see you in hell. Bye bye." She bubbles the gem and she sends it off. She looks around.

"That was quite the experience, m8. We must show our tricks to Pearl and Garnet. Agreed. We are going to wreck those scrubs so hard. Right. We just need to watch out for the giant dorito. Obviously. Let's go." Smoky runs off, leaving everything in ruins.

...What just happened?