Finally! It's time for another parody. It's been 3 months, but we're finally back baby!

Steven and Amethyst walk to the barn for a visit with Peridot and Lapis whom they haven't seen for a while. Steven looks upon the barn in wonder. "Whoa! They sure did something to the barn."

"Steven, what's with all those strings?" Steven raises an eyebrow. "Huh. That's funny. I don't remember seeing a bunch of those things here." Peridot hums to herself as Steven and Amethyst approach her.

"Well, Lazuli, I guess we're really going to wow the crowds of Empire City are we not?"
"Peridot?" Peridot looks down from the car. "Hi! Where's Lapis?"
"Uh...she'll be right down!"

Amethyst raises an eyebrow. "Huh. That doesn't look right. I mean, isn't Lapis supposed to be with Peridot and not just inside the barn or-!"
"Amethyst, enough with the conspiracies!"

Peridot comes out with Lapis who appears to be suspiciously derp-eyed with a carved mouth. Peridot greets herself with a big smile, rolling her eyes.

"Well, here we are. I mean, it's not like something really bad happened while you were away. Eheheheh."
Amethyst folds her arms. "Alright, Peridot. What's going on?"

"I swear, this isn't intentional or anything like that." Amethyst nods.
"Uh-huh."
"Well, you see, I had this idea."
"And?" Peridot's forehead starts to sweat, her smile faltering.

"What if instead of just living together as roommates, we go out into the real world and do something useful?"
"Such as?"
"Such as...uh...shopping and uh traveling. You know, the works."

Steven frowns as Amethyst and Peridot have their debate. He steps in as an attempt to ease everything down to a minimum. "Hey Peridot, how's Lapis doing?"

"Oh she's doing fine. We became best friends." She puts her arm around Lapis, holding her smile. "See? We're like the perfect relationship."
"So you're Lapidot?"
Peridot frowns for a moment.

"Uh...yes! Yes! I like Lazuli and Lazuli likes me so..." Peridot pulls Lapis in for a hug. "Let me just..." Peridot struggles to get Lapis' limbs to embrace her.
"Okay, that's it."

Amethyst pulls out a whip and she strikes it down at Peridot's feet causing her to stumble back, allowing Lapis to land on the ground, face first. "What the heck did you do to Lapis!"
"She-she must be tired or something! I'll carry her to bed!"

"No! You're telling us everything right here right now!"
Peridot snickers. "Well, I will say this. I always wanted to try that thing that you showed me that time, Steven."
"What thing?"

"Puppeteer. I heard that it gives you a good following and that it's growing in popularity over in Empire City. So I thought that if a human can do it, so can a Peridot!"
"So Lapis is a...puppet?!"

"No, no. Lapis is fine. I just locked her up in the storage shed down by the forest way over there. We had a small argument which resulted in me poofing her gem and-hey! Where are you going?!"

"I'm coming, Lapis!" Peridot looks back at Amethyst, struggling to hold her smile. "So, do you like puppets?"
Amethyst slaps Peridot across the face and she walks away. Peridot's eyes shine. "I think she likes me."

And there is more to come. This was requested by TriangleKat123.