Sorry to keep you waiting! I saved this one a day later because today has Three Gems and a Baby themed content. I'm also doing an alternate ending later tonight so please check that out too if you can.

Pearl turns to Amethyst and Garnet, smiling "So, now that we have Greg's van..." Pearl's left eyes twitches. "And his baby, what do say, we force Rose to come out?"

Amethyst raises an eyebrow. "Like how exactly?" Pearl narrows her eyes as she drives off a hill. "Care for some dares?" Amethyst contemplates on that for a moment. "Hmm...how can you force Rose out with dares?"

"Just watch." Pearl yells over to Garnet. "Hey, Garnet! Are you in for dares." Garnet smirks at them. "I'm up for whatever. It's only Rose and us after all."

Pearl exclaims in an exciting manner. "Great! Let's start with...Amethyst?" Amethyst looks up at her. "Got a request?" Amethyst smiles. "Any request?" Pearl nods.

"Hmm..." Amethyst turns to the radio. "Oh! I know! Blare whatever's on the radio!" Pearl reaches for the volume dial. "You got it!" She turns the dial all the way, causing the music to blare out.

"IF YOU WANT TO BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO CHASE-!" Steven starts wailing in the back of the van. "EXCELLENT!"
"WE ARE NUMBER ONE! HEY!"

"THAT'LL HELP GET SO MAD THAT SHE'LL FORCE HERSELF TO COME OUT AND YELL AT US! IT'S PERFECT!" Amethyst yells over the music. "WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"NOW LOOK AT THIS NET THAT I JUST FOUND-!" Pearl calls out to them. "GARNET?! YOU GOT A REQUEST?!"
"UGH! LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE! NOW WATCH-!"

"HOW ABOUT YOU AND AMETHYST  START ARGUING?! SHE HATES IT WHEN YOU TOO BICKER!"
"ALRIGHT! LET'S ROAST! PEARL, YOU'RE SO SALTY, YOU ARE THE VERY DEFINITION OF SALT ITSELF!"

"WELL YOU'RE SUCH A MESS, YOU CAN ONLY BE DEFINED AS COMPLETELY AND UTTER GARBAGE!"

"WELL YOU'RE SUCH A NERD THAT YOU MAKE SWORD FIGHTING LOOK BORING!"
"WELL YOUR SO FAT, IT'S NO WONDER YOU EAT SO MUCH FOOD!"

"YOU LIVE IN WATER AND THAT'S WHERE PEARL'S LIKE YOU BELONG! IN SALTWATER!"
"OOH! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN OVERCOOKED PIGSTY AND THOSE SHOULD BE LEFT ON THE STOVE!"

"GEMS!" Pearl and Amethyst finally stop arguing. "I THINK IT'S WORKING! SHE'S REALLY LOSING IT!" Steven's covering his ears, wailing like he's never wailed before.

"JUST ONE MORE REQUEST TO GO! PEARL!" Pearl looks over at Garnet who smirks, motioning her to come over. "PULL OVER AND COME OVER HERE!" Pearl pulls the van to a stop at a cliff.

Pearl climbs over into the back with Amethyst following right behind her. "I know what you want." Garnet leans into Pearl's ear and utters something. Pearl screams. "YES, GARNET! I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

Garnet hands Steven to Amethyst. "HERE! HOLD HIM!" Amethyst looks up and stares as Pearl and Garnet shapeshift. Moments later, the two Gems start moaning as Amethyst widens her eyes.

"MAKE SURE...AH! STEVEN SEES ARGH! ALL OF IT! GAH!" Steven watches helplessly as tears stream out his eyes which are burning from the traumatizing sight in front of him.

Time passes as the music continues to blare throughout the van as Steven and Amethyst looks upon the unforgettable, unforgivable, unimaginable event in front of them.

Finally, a body slams into the van. "HELP! HELP ME PLEASE!" A wild dog charges into Greg who collapses outside with a scream. A hand reaches up to the back window for a moment before it slips back down again.

"AHH! AMETHYST, REMIND US TO NEVER TELL ROSE ANY OF THIS! ESPECIALLY AS A STORY! WE CAN'T LET HER FIND OUT ABOUT ANY OF THIS! AAAAH!"

Amethyst squints her eyes for a moment before she opens them again as steam comes out of her eyes. Steven also squints his bloodshot eyes as well before opening them for steam to come out of his.

I'm...not...sorry. This was made thanks to Shadowhunter_Sawyer. I'm out of requests. Please make some for more.