Don't worry. I've chosen the baseball scene. It's obvious really. This is for BentOvrBckwrds1.

Doc stands on the pod, smiling. She grunts as she throws the ball. Sapphire is swinging the bat around like a maniac. The ball flies right past her bat and Ruby gets hit in the face. "Strike one!"

"Ow!" Sapphire watches Ruby throw the ball back to Doc. Doc catches the ball in a conceited manner with a smug smile on her face. The Gems start to get really nervous. "If she misses, she's dead to us."

Ruby nervously encourages Sapphire. "Come on, I know you can do it." Sapphire tries again, swinging the bat around. Doc throws the ball again with a grunt and Sapphire misses. Instead, she hits Ruby in the face.

"Strike two!" Ruby looks back at Sapphire with anger. "Stop hitting me in the face! Just hit the damn ball!" Sapphire's expression strains as she readies her bat. "I'm trying, but I keep thinking that the ball is you."

Ruby raises an eyebrow. "Don't worry. I'm the ball." Doc decides to go overboard with the final throw. She lights the ball on fire with her anger and determination. "This is my birthday ball."

She lets out a yell, ready to launch the ball. Sapphire gets starts swinging again. Doc launches the ball with a loud grunt as it's sent flying towards Sapphire. Sapphire screams and hits the ball.

It was a pathetic swing. The ball lands in Doc's mitt. "Wow. You are absolutely pathetic. Not only that but-" Sapphire runs towards Doc and starts beating her up with the bat.

She swings like mad at her until Doc has been poofed. "What the-" The other Rubies gasp. Sapphire then grabs the ball and throws it away past the field and into the clouds.

"YEAH!" Sapphire starts celebrating while the Gems start running back to the barn. "Home run, baby!" Steven runs up to Sapphire and poofs her with his sheild directly in the back.

She then grabs the gem and runs back to the others. Ruby tries to retreat but Army grabs her. "Where do you think you're going?! You're one of us!"
"Uh-oh." Army holds her back as Doc runs after the Gems.

Doc runs into the barn to see Peridot and the others. She stomps her foot on the ground. "WHAT?! That can't be it!" I wasted an eternity of my precious time..." She steps up to Peridot. "For THIS!"

"Eep!" Doc forces Peridot towards her and locks her down in a forceful grip. "You're a Gem!" She looks at the others. "Wait a minute, you're all Gems!"

"Whoops."
"Where is Jasper?!" Peridot tries to stay calm, but fails. "She fused with Lazuli and now she's at the bottom of the ocean back on Mask Island because she fell in an earthquake!"

Doc smiles. "There we go." She doesn't let go. "Now that that's settled, you're coming with us!"
"What?! No!" Peridot starts to dragged out of the barn towards the ship.

"Oh please please please! Guys! Help me!" The Gems don't do anything.
Peridot reaches such a fury, her face turns red. "This is all your fault, you clods!" She gets smacked in the face on her way to the pod.

Steven starts moving, but Pearl stops him. "No. We've done enough."
"But, can't we fight them?"
"Steven, we aren't as strong as them. They will use fusion and they will destroy us."

"So that's it then? We're just going to let them take Ruby and Peridot?"
Steven raises his voice and talks down to the Gems. "You're all...clods! I hate you!" Steven runs out as everyone gasps.

Pearl starts to walk towards Steven "Well never in all my life-!" Steven throws the shield at the hovering ship.
"STEVEN!" The ship blasts a ray at Steven and he collapses.

Pearl looks down at Steven as the ship moves away. "Well, Karma. Steven, I'm washing your mouth out with soap later." Pearl picks up Steven and starts walking back towards the barn.

"You are so grounded. You salty, thirsty, son of a-" The barn door quickly closes. The ship heads towards Mask Island now with Ruby and Peridot on-board.

Ok. I tried. These are becoming like one-shots. I know. I sucked on the humor in this one. I just hope that you will leave satisfied.