~~~(Y/N) POV~~~

Once I exited the RUINS. I WAS FREEZING MY FINGERS OFF! ( I'm trying to keep this pg here) Maybe there's a town or something up ahead. As I continued walking I heard a twig snap. OMG is some one following me? I started to walk quicker  until I saw this big gate-thingy. Then someone was suddenly behind me.

"HUMAN DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO GREET A NEW PAL?" ??? said slowly,"TURN AROUND AND SHAKE MY HAND." I was scared out of my mind but I managed to turn around and and shake this dude's hand. As soon as I did *fart sound* There was a moment of silence than I started to giggle. 

" hehe the old weepie cushion in the hand trick, it never gets old." ??? said," any way, you're human right? hilarious. I'm sans, sans the skeleton" Sans said.

"nice to meet cha Sans, I'm Y/N." I said. Then I was able to see him. He was up to my eyes in height, had a blue hoodie, black sweat pants, black finger-less gloves, and blue shoes. If I had to guess I'd say he does hip-hop and ...free-style? I got lost in thought then snapped back into reality.

"Okay, I think I got it, but just in case... Tellmetheholethingagen,Iwasn'tlistening." I said the last part fast, which got a chuckle out of him. And so he explained the entier thing again.

''i'm suppose to be on the look out for humans right now, but i'm not really interested. now my brother PAPYRUS is a human hunting fanatic. actually, i think that's him right over there... i have an idea, hear go through this gate-thingy, yeah right through, Paps made it to big too stop any one" Sans said as he pushed me through the gate. "here hide behind this conveniently-shaped lamp" I did as I was told and hid behind the lamp. 

"sup, bro?" Sans asks nonchalantly

" YOU KNOW WHATS 'SUP' BROTHER!" said a lowed voice. Is this the PAPYRUS dude sans was talking about? "ITS BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RE-CALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING!" Papyrus said.

"looking at this lamp, it's pritty cool. do you wanna look?" sans answers Papyrus' question.

"NO!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE! I WANT TO BE READY! I WILL BE THE ONE, I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!" Papyrus says stomping his foot,"THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS ...WILL GET EVERYTHING I DESERVE! RESPECT...RECOGNITION...I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!!! PEOPLE WILL ASK TO BE MY 'FRIEND!' I WILL BATHE IN SHOWERS OF KISSES EVERY MORNING." Papyrus says wile fantasizing about it. Seems he doesn't really have many friends. Or he really wants to be popular.   

" hmmm... maybe this lamp can help you" Sans says braking my train of thought.

"SANS YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!"

"hay take it easy i've gotten a ton of work done today. a skele-ton" Sans said this pun and then turned and looked at something, winked and the sound of drums and cymbals could be herd. What? How did that work?!  But I couldn't help but laugh on the inside.

"SANS!" Papyrus yelled in annoyance

"come on. you're smiling." 

"I AM AND I HATE IT! * SIGH* WHY DOES SOME ONE AS GREAT AS ME...  HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION..." papyrus said in a slightly sadden tone.

"wow sounds like you're really working yourself... down to the bone" Sans said and did the same thing last time. Seriously how does that work?!?!  *internal laughing intensifies*

" UGH...I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES...AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE 'BACKBONE' INTO IT!!!! NYE HE HE!!!" Papyrus walked out of veiw before coming back and saying one last"HEH" and went away. 

"okay, you can come out now" Sans said.

"Well, he's a character." I said as I walked over to sans.

~~~Sans POV~~~

 I was near the big door when I heard it open. But I quickly teleported out of the way and into hiding. And then I saw the human. they just walked passed the big stick. that's my que. And then I teleported again and broke the stick. That sure scared them. Then they got to my bro's barricade and I showed up behind them making my footsteps as loud as possible. And said slowly

"HUMAN, DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO GREET A NEW PAL? TURN AROUND AND SHAKE MY HAND." It took a bit, but they did turn around, shook my hand and triggered the weepie cushion in my hand. There was a few moments of silence then she started to giggle.GIGGLE. I felt like she liked jokes a lot.

"he he, the old weepie cushion in the hand trick, it never gets old" I said," any way you're  human right? hilarious. i'm sans. sans the skeleton"She introduced herself as (Y/N). I then started to explain things, when she says"Ok, I think I got it, but just in case...tellmetheholethingagain,iwasn'tlistening" She said the last part quickly. It was HILARIOUS. OMG this kids timing is perfect. So I reexplained everything to her. And got her passed the gate and behind the conveniently-shaped lamp. And you know what happened next. you already read it. So once Paps left, the kid got out from behind the lamp and said"Well he's a character"  no he's my brother and a cool one at that.

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hia sorry if I haven't posted in a few days its just that I had to mom replace the window screens to our house. And this thing has like 1,000 words in it and people are reading this stuff!!! We are not the best writers out there. I need to search youtube videos just so I can type the characters speech. But thanks a lot for the support. :) We really are glad that people are reading this.