~~~(Y/N) POV~~~

"HUMAN. ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS. FEELINGS LIKE...... THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER PASTA LOVER. THE ADMIRATION ANOTHER'S PUZZLE-SOLVING SKILLS. THE DESIRE TO HAVE ANOTHER COOL, SMART PERSON THINK YOU ARE COOL. THESE FEELINGS, THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT NOW!!!" Paps was absolutely wrong. The only feeling that I had was fear, fear that I might have to fight Papyrus" I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY. AFTER ALL, I AM VERY GREAT. I DON'T EVER WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE." I had this feeling that he was lying, if he had many friends than why would want recognition so bad? Wasn't that why he wanted to join the Royal Guard in the first place?" I PITY YOU... LONELY HUMAN... WORRY NOT! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER! I ,THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL BE YOUR... NO. NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG. I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND!!! YOU ARE A HUMAN! I MUST CAPTURE YOU!!! THEN, I CAN FULFILL MY LIFE LIFE LONG DREAM!!! POWERFUL! POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS!!! THAT'S PAPYRUS, THE NEWEST MEMBER... OF THE ROYAL GUARD!" wow he new how to set an atmosphere.

~~~DANCE BATTLE START~~~     *Bonetrousle starts*

[FIGHT]      [<3 ACT]      [ITEMS]      [MERCY]

Papyrus: check  insult  *flirt

" did you know there are 21 letters in the alphabet?" I asked starting the pick-up line. "I THOUGHT THERE WAS 26 LETTERS?" paps corrected me, This was gonna work "Oh yeah, U R A Q T" ( you are a cutie) needles to say it worked, my crummy pick-up line worked. Paps got all flustered "WHAT FL-FLIRTING!? SO YOU FINALLY ADMIT YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS! W-WELL I'M A SKELETON WITH HIGH STANDARDS!" He said sounding all serious. " I can make spaghetti" I said since do know how to cook pasta and that I know that that he likes spaghetti. "OH NO! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS! I GUESS THAT I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...?" he was taking my flirt way to seriously "LETS DATE L-LATER! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!"  Then he starts to attack me but the bones are to short to hit my soul so I didn't get hurt. [ hp 30/20] ( Because you slept at the Inn)

[FIGHT]      [<3 ACT]      [ITEMS]      [MERCY]

Papyrus: *check  insult  flirt

Papyrus had 8 atk and 2 def and that he likes to say " NYEH HEH HEH" another easy attack to doge [hp 30/20]

[ FIGHT]      [<3 ACT]      [ITEMS]      [MERCY]

Papyrus: check  insult  *flirt

I continue to flirt with him for 5 more turns then he uses his blue attack There was an array of blue bones, nothing I can't handle the odd thing is that after the blue bones. My red soul turned dark blue and fell to the ground. The rules of gravity started to apply. " YOU'RE BLUE NOW! THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH! Now that gravity applies to my soul dogging got way harder. [hp 27/20] And all the time, papyrus was putting stuff behind his non-existing ear even this thing called MTT Brand Anime Powder. Yeah that's an actual thing.

[FIGHT]      [ACT]      [ITEMS]      [<3 MERCY]

I started to spare and dance since it worked [hp 24/20]

[FIGHT]      [ACT]       [ITEMS]      [<3 MERCY]

The attacks got harder and harder and his dancing got more fast pace. [hp 15/20] And he said something about a special attack

[FIGHT]      [ACT]      [ITEMS]      [<3 MERCY]

 I danced to the best of my ability but I kept on getting hit due to the pain [hp 9/20] so i used the bandage [hp 19/20]

[FIGHT]      [ACT]      [ITEMS]      [<3 MERCY]

Then Papyrus used his Special Attack but then there was a dog munching on a bone that I guess was suppose to be his special attack " WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK! HEY YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME! STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE! HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!!" Paps shouts at the dog as it leaves."... OH WELL, I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK!" 

[FIGHT]      [ACT]      [ITEMS]      [<3 MERCY]

"-SIGH- HERE;S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK." And he stars to throw bones at me and mimicked his dance style and the funny part is, is that some of the bones spelled 'cool dude' and then there was a bone on a skate board and sunglasses on skated past. Then there was a big row of bones  and a HUGE bone at the end and I actually manged to jump it.[hp 9/20]. "WELL...!-HUFF- IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! -HUFF- DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH, I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS. THERE FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU HUMAN!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.

[FIGHT]      [ACT]      [ITEMS]      [<3 MERCY]

~~~DANCE BATTLE END~~~

The fog faded and I saw Papyrus, back turned to me. " NYHOO HOO HOO. I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU... UNDYNE'S GOING TO DISAPPOINTED IN ME. I'LL NEVER JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD... AND... MY FRIEND QUANTITY SHALL REMAIN STAGNANT!" Paps said in a sad voice. I wonder who Undyne is and what does stagnant mean? I guess it means none or something else. "... We can be friends if you want to Papyrus." Paps face lit up at an instant 

"REALLY!? YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME??? WELL THEN... I GUESS... I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR YOU! WOWIE! WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR FIRST DATE... AND I'VE ALREADY MANAGED TO HIT THE FRIEND ZONE!!! WHO KNEW ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE PALS... WAS TO GIVE PEOPLE AWFUL PUZZLES AND THEN FIGHT THEM?? YOU TAUGHT ME A LOT, HUMAN. I HEREBY GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO PASS THOUGH! AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO THE SURFACE. CONTINUE FORWARD UNTIL YOU REACH THE END OF THE CAVERN. THEN... WHEN YOU REACH THE CAPITAL CROSS THE BARRIER. THAT'S THE MAGICAL SEAL TRAPPING US ALL UNDERGROUND. ANYTHING CAN ENTER THEW IT BUT NOTHING CAN EXIT... EXCEPT FOR SOMEONE WITH A POWERFUL SOUL... LIKE YOU!! THAT'S WHY THE KING WANTS TO ACQUIRE A HUMAN. HE WANTS TO OPEN THE BARRIER WITH SOUL POWER. THEN US MONSTERS CAN RETURN TO THE SURFACE. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU... TO REACH THE EXIT YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS... THOUGH THE KING'S CASTLE. THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS... HE IS...WELL... HE'S A BIG FLUFFY PUSHOVER!!! EVERYBODY LOVES THAT GUY, I'M CERTAIN IF YOU JUST SAY... 'EXCUSE ME, MR. DREEMURR... CAN I PLEASE GO HOME?' HE'LL GUIDE YOU RIGHT TO THE BARRIER HIMSELF! ANYWAYS!!! THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING!!! I'LL BE AT HOME BEING A COOL FRIEND!!! FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HAVE THAT DATE! NYHE HEH HEH!!! And with that he danced off. Paps was happy so everything worked out. I think as I walk towards The Skeleton Brothers House.

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Sorry for not posting on time, the internet was down. But hey late is butter than never. Welp, see ya in the next one!