Kakashi wakes up early in the morning. His body feels heavy, like he's full of lead; but most importantly, he feels gross — slimy even. His instinctive need to wash himself kicks into hyperdrive.

"You woke up earlier than I thought you would," comes a hauntingly familiar voice.

He opens his groggy eyes and before him appears the woman he knew as Hannya.

"What the fuck," are the words that come out of his mouth.

He knows he was drugged last night, but with what, he doesn't know. All he knows is that he can't remember anything after eating dinner and that he didn't drink any wine either. These are perfect signs of being drugged.

A soft sigh leaves Hannya's lips. "I thought I'd be able to get my things and leave before you woke up Kakashi."

"Who the hell are you?!" He growls out as he struggles to sit up. He feels so heavy. "And what the hell did you do to me?"

A sly smirk forms on her lips. "Oh you don't remember Kakashi? We had so much fun!"

He finally realizes that he's naked and his eyes nearly bug out of their sockets. She confirms what he's already thinking and fearing.

"We had sex."

"No," he says, shaking his head.

"And you insisted on taking pictures while we did the deed—"

"No!"

"And send them to your girlfriend."

"No!!" Kakashi finally loses it and as quick as lightning, tackles Konan to the ground. "Who the hell are you?!"

"Haven't I already told you my name? It's Hannya, remember?" She says with a smile. "And I know all about you."

...

[Name] has never been so disgusted in her life. What she gazes upon makes her want to vomit up her breakfast, though she suppresses the urge to gag.

She turns to Pein with a frown as she peers down at her dirty children. "You let them play in the dirt?"

His reply is accompanied with a shrug. "We wanted to make a garden."

"But you let them play with manure and—" she stares down at a bucket full of worms and shudders. "You let them rip worms from the ground?"

"And?" He says it as if there's no problem.

"They smell awful Pein."

"Mummy, wuhrms!" [D.Name] squeals, holding up her sparkly blue bucket.

"I see them."

[Name] hates worms. They're so slimy, wiggly and pink — they're disgusting in her eyes.

An uncomfortable wave of nausea hit her as she watches the pink noodles move around limply in the bucket.

"Please get those away from me," she says, holding back the urge to puke. "And... Please give them a bath Pein. Please."

Pein chuckles but instructs [D.Name] to pick up her bucket of worms before taking them both to the bathroom.

The mother takes a deep breath, steeling her nerves. She then starts to prepare her own breakfast, seeing that Pein has already fed the kids.

Wait. Isn't he suppose to be leaving? The thought crosses her mind for a moment when she looks toward the direction the three went.

I don't want to kick him out, but he has to go. She thinks while she's making herself waffles. I should talk to him about it later.

Later comes too soon. In about an hour, while the kids are dried up and watching TV, [Name] sneaks Pein to her bedroom to talk.

She exhales deeply, looking to the floor as she begins to speak. "Pein, I really don't want to kick—"

He interrupts immediately. "Please don't tell me you're kicking me out. I was just getting along with those two and I think [D.Name] likes me. Like actually likes me!" He says with pleading eyes. "Just let me stay for a little longer. Please."

"You said a week," the mother snaps as she stares at him.

"I know what I said."

[Name] glares and huffs out, "Then stay true to your word and get out."

"You can't do this to me," he replies softly. "I love our kids."

[Name] can feel her heart throb at the sincerity in his voice; however, she doesn't allow his sweet words affect her decision. "Well, you should love them. You're their father."

"[Name], let me stay a little longer. Please." His words sound anxious --urgent even -- as if he'd crumble if she says no. She has never seen him this vulnerable, this fearful of her answer. This is a new side to him that she has never experienced, and well, she likes the idea of having Pein wrapped around her finger like this.

She concedes to the puppy dog look in his eyes. "Fine, but only a couple more days."

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Pein repeats with glee. He cups her cheeks and presses a kiss to her head. "You're such a benevolent woman. Thank you!"

[Name] allows him to kiss her head and allows him to hug her too. She mentally curses her heart of gold, and pats his back until he releases her.

As he's about to leave, [Name] brings up a subject that has been unconsciously bothering her all day. "Pein, have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere for it."

He only shrugs his shoulders and says, "Haven't seen it at all."

"If you do find it, please tell me," she says.

"Will do."

Pein finally enters the hallway and grabs the keys to his car. "I'll be back!" He yells out before exiting the house.

The destination he's heading to: Kakashi's house.

...

A/N: I feel like this is way over due, and what better time to do it than Kakashi's birthday.

Happy Birthday Gashi!

*This was crap and I know it's crap

Love you bye bye!