Before the book is released, there will be a couple interviews released with the characters so the readers can familiarize with who they are now. The interview will work as if the characters themselves are answering the questions. The story takes place around 5-6 years after the first book ends. There might be new changes, because it has been a long time, people change. I hope you guys enjoy this fun little thing I've decided to do to keep you all busy and entertained while the story is getting ready for release. Please don't forget to vote and leave a comment to show your support.

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Part 1: The Basics

What is your full name? Leonardo Meatballini!

Where and when were you born? Somewhere in Italy, I'm not telling you details, so you can stalk me? Take pictures for your instagram? Ha. HA. Ha.

Who are your parents? My mom's name is Jennifer, Jenny for short. My dad doesn't exist to me so we will call him 'Missing Poster'

Do you have any siblings? I have an ex-Step sister and a bunch of cousins.

Where do you live now, and with whom? I still live in Cali, but I go to college and stay in this really nice dorm with a really cool roommate.

What is your occupation? I am a For Sale sign

Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks. Why the hell does this have to be so long? Listen, I have a face and a couple of limbs, no extras. I'm like medium size, I'm a white-self-tanned-skinny-but-with-some-nice-muscles-from-all-the-whip-nae-naes-i-do and I have like ten tattoos, some nice brown hair, some nice default brown eyes and I dress like a sophisticated prostitute with a dream.

To which social class do you belong? It depends, sometimes I like being a shadow priest, sometimes a frost death knight but sometimes I like to be spicy and play warrior. That's what you meant, right?

Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? I am allergic to viners and musical.ly underage children dancing to overly sexual songs

Are you right- or left-handed? I can use both :)

What does your voice sound like? Like I'm gender confused

What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? adobo using puta hoe

What do you have in your pockets? Hot pockets lol

Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? My entire being is an annoying habit. I am one constant salty b*tch who just needs to chill.

Part 2: Growing Up

How would you describe your childhood in general? Honestly? It was great. I grew up in two different places, two different worlds, two different experiences. The first half I just had a chance to be a child with my family around, so I was very happy, and the other half I was able to really explore who I was and who I wanted to be.

What is your earliest memory? Grass, I don't know why. I'm sure everyone is expecting a page turning answer but just grass . . . 

How much schooling have you had? Too much

Did you enjoy school? Lol

Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? Depends what skills and abilities. Every day skills, from my mom. Abilities that would make her faint if she knew? From Derek.

While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them. What is a roll model

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? Fantastic honestly, I've never had a problem except one rotten tomato but who doesn't have that in their garden every once in a while? All you have to do is just throw them in the trash and they're gone (:

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? When I was a tiny lil ball, I remember wanting to be a rope swinger. Just . . . swing from ropes all day and night

As a child, what were your favorite activities? Swimming and peeing . . . it just brought a lot of pleasure to me.

As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? Homosexual in the making

As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like? I was the most popular hoe on my corner

When and with whom was your first kiss? Derek

Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? I am not a virgin and I lost it with Derek.

Part 3: Past Influences

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? Probably just going to college and having the experience.

Who has had the most influence on you? My mom, she's amazing.

What do you consider your greatest achievement? I don't think I've had any great achievements yet.

What is your greatest regret? If you didn't have any regrets, you wouldn't be the person you are now. You become a new person from your regrets. You live, you learn, you move forward.

What is the most evil thing you have ever done? I don't think I can say it . . . but I think Derek will definitely let you all know in his interview. It was . . . a mess.

Do you have a criminal record of any kind? Not yet

When was the time you were the most frightened? When Kylie Jenner predicted we would realize things.

What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? Are you kidding me? My entire childhood was an embarrassment. HIGH school was an embarrassment. PLEASE.

If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why? That one time I did drag, why. Why did I pick that style?

What is your best memory? Probably being in love.

Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions

Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? I like to think I live dangerously between the two.

What is your greatest fear? Youtubers

What are your religious views? LOVE, that is my religion.

What are your political views? I have none

What are your views on sex? Have it every day

Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable? I don't know if I could kill living people, but put me in a zombie situation and I'll give you better fight than all six seasons of The Walking Dead.

In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? KILL????

Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? I would like to believe

What do you believe makes a successful life? Happiness

How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)? I don't hide anything, I've been an open book fresh out of the vagina

Do you have any biases or prejudices? No room for it in me

Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it? I refuse to do Derek's laundry ever again

Who or what, if anything, would you die for? I would die for all the people I love without question

Part 5: Relationships With Others

Who is the most important person in your life, and why? My mom, of course.

Who is the person you respect the most, and why? My MOM

Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people. My best friend is Nathan, he's my roommate. But I have many close friends that I'd consider best friends as well. I'm just closer to Nathan.

Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person. Yes, I have a boyfriend, Derek. He's . . . special. I still haven't figured out what kind of special but we have something that not many people would ever have. We've been together for so long that it seems crazy to think of a future without him. But sometimes, that's all I see. I love him, I still do, I just hope we can work out through this drama.

Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. Yeah, Derek happened. Put my young gay ass in a house with him and expect I wouldn't flip my shit over him? Anyone would fall in love with him if they went through what I did.

What do you look for in a potential lover? At this point in my life I don't even know. All I want is real love . . . just real love.

How close are you to your family? VERY.

Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not? I don't think Derek would like to be pregnant, so I don't think a family will happen any time soon. Science pls.

Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? My mom, my best friend, Derek

Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why? Not everyone, but I know my mom and Derek would do anything for me.

If you died or went missing, who would miss you? What a stupid question HONESTLY.

Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? Oh, b*tch. If I Have a problem with you, YOU WILL KNOW. I WILL FIGHT YOUR HOEY ASS TO THE GROUN-

Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? Yeah, I consider myself a leader. I'm a top.

Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not? Yesss, all I do is hang out with my friends constantly in giant intimidating groups.

Do you care what others think of you? Sometimes

Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes? I go to the beach way too much, so maybe that's a hobby? Also why does hobby look weird to me, that is such a weird word. Omg, this is bothering me so much...

What is your most treasured possession? I'm not trying to be funny, but I have this really expensive dildo that I would neve-

What is your favorite color? It changes all the time, maybe blue.

What is your favorite food? Um, everything??

What, if anything, do you like to read? Anything by female comedians

What is your idea of good entertainment? Anything can be entertainment if you try hard enough

Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? I live in Cali, what do you think

How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Out with friends usually.

What makes you laugh? My friends

What, if anything, shocks or offends you? Donald Trump supporters

How do you deal with stress? Lol

Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? I just live life on the edge honestly.

What are your pet peeves? My pet peeves are pet peeves. I. *claps* Hate. *claps* Them.

Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

Describe the routine of a normal day for you. Why ask for a normal day? That's a boring answer. I wake up, shower, stay naked for a while, eat breakfast, put clothes on and go to school, come back and eat, change clothes, go out, come back and sleep.

What is your greatest strength as a person? Being able to see past someone's flaw.

What is your greatest weakness? Boys...

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I wish I was born Selena Gomez

Are you generally introverted or extroverted? I'm hella wild, son.

Are you generally organized or messy? I'm both

Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. I'm good at sex, drawing and running. I'm bad at staying sober, not eating your entire grocery in one day and long serious conversations.

Do you like yourself? Yeah, I'd be my own friend.

What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? I have no goals, that's the part of living a real free life.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Prison probably

If you could choose, how would you want to die? Drowning in Ariana Grande's hair

If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. Spend every minute eating while being surrounded by people I loved. I will go down as the center of attention.

What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? How did he stay so skinny

What three words best describe your personality? Unexpected, wild, homo

What three words would others probably use to describe you? Too-much, homo, wild af