(There could be some character errors, as it's been a long time since I've written these characters. Like their eye colors, I mostly forgot small details like that, so if you are a huge fan and you notice a mistake, don't be afraid to let me know and help me out)

Part 1: The Basics

What is your full name? Derek, just Derek

Where and when were you born? Born and raised in California

Who are your parents? My mom passed away when I was younger and my dad and I aren't on speaking terms on the moment, so who really cares?

Do you have any siblings? I have a younger sister, Molly.

Where do you live now, and with whom? I live in California still, but I live by myself in an apartment and have a job when I'm not attending school.

What is your occupation? On the weekends I do construction if I'm called, but on weekdays I work at an electronics store.

Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks. I'm around 6'0, don't know how much I weight, I'm white, black hair currently and blue eyes. I dress like the typical hipster wanna-be with a full on beard but that will be shaved soon since Leo doesn't like beards. I have 30 tattoos, a few scars here and there.

Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? Sometimes I'm allergic to Leo's personality, gets my nose all wrinkly

Are you right- or left-handed? Right handed.

What does your voice sound like? Deep? Leo says I always sound annoyed or like I'm trying too hard to sound manly. Whatever that means.

What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? I use whatever or hell yeah a lot

What do you have in your pockets? Not wearing pockets, but boxer briefs should definitely have pockets.

Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?  The only annoying habit is that I play video games way too much.

Part 2: Growing Up

How would you describe your childhood in general? It was rough but meeting Leo definitely made things a lot better.

What is your earliest memory? Birthday parties with both of my parents.

How much schooling have you had? Not enough.

Did you enjoy school? For the most part, yeah. I had good friends and it was a very exciting time.

Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? I've mostly self taught everything. But when it came to sports when I was in high school, I have my coaches to thank for that.

While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them. Yeah, my mom before she passed. She was extremely kind.

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? It was normal, I think. If I count Leo when we were step brothers, then it was crazy.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be a zoo keeper.

As a child, what were your favorite activities? Sports, funny since I don't touch a single sport anymore. But I play basketball every now and then.

As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? I would like to say I was outgoing, but after the years passed my mood just plummeted.

As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like? If you count being a child in high school, yes.

When and with whom was your first kiss? I don't even want to think about it.

Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? No, I am not. I don't really talk about this because it's kind of personal and I get kind of shy about it, but losing my BUTT virginity to Leo was something I'll never forget. I also don't call it BUTT virginity, but he insists I call it that, so I will.

Part 3: Past Influences

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? Important? I guess going to college, but I wouldn't call it exciting.

Who has had the most influence on you?  I wish I had an answer. I want to say my mom, but I didn't have many years with her.

What do you consider your greatest achievement? All those games I won.

What is your greatest regret? Only because of how much it sucks, picking a school so far away from everyone . . . especially . . . yeah.

What is the most evil thing you have ever done? I am NOT the one to be asked this, this question is for Leo only. But he probably lied on it. We once fooled around, except I was mostly asleep during the entire thing but I let him do whatever he wanted to me and he completely forgot he finished all over me and my bed and LEFT. He LEFT without cleaning anything and I woke up to a very messy surprise. That was evil, because I woke up to my dad looking down at me with a horrified look on his face. I had to explain it was a wet dream. I was so embarrassed.

Do you have a criminal record of any kind? I've been arrested but nothing on my record, luckily.

When was the time you were the most frightened? I guess the first time Leo and I said good bye when we went our separate ways. College was important so we had no choice really, but we were so happy and even though we weren't gonna be together physically, we knew nothing was going to change. Oh, how naive we were . . .

What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? I basically just described it.

If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why? There's nothing I would change.

What is your best memory? Every moment I've had with Leo.

Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions

Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? Leo would fight me to the death on this, but apparently I'm just so annoyingly pessimistic.

What is your greatest fear? Losing Leo forever and realizing how everything we had would be gone and all the feelings would never be there again.

What are your religious views? I don't have any.

What are your political views? Democrat? Is that an answer? I don't really care about these things.

What are your views on sex? I wish I had it. But when your boyfriend is so far away . . .

Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable? For people I love, yeah.

In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? What Leo did

Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? I don't know

What do you believe makes a successful life? This question makes me stressed

How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)? I'm not very open anymore, I used to be. I just hide everything because it's easier.

Do you have any biases or prejudices? Not really

Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it? Give up on the people I love

Who or what, if anything, would you die for? I would die for Leo

Part 5: Relationships With Others

Who is the most important person in your life, and why? Leo

Who is the person you respect the most, and why? I guess my best friend

Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? I have like, no real life friends? I have my best friend, who I talk to the most.

Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person. There's no way for me to fully describe Leo, he's just an amazing person overall and I just wish our situation was better.

Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. Are you kidding me? Leo is everyone's dream man. I fell in love and hard, that's what happened.

What do you look for in a potential lover? Leo, just Leo.

How close are you to your family? Not very.

Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not? No, but Leo jokes a lot, too much actually, about getting me pregnant.

Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? My best friend

Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why? I hope

If you died or went missing, who would miss you? My family, my boyfriend, my best friend?

Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? I for sure try to avoid any conflict, but I can't avoid fights with Leo.

Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? No, I just let things flow

Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not? Hell no. Just, no.

Do you care what others think of you? Not really, if anyone has sh*t to say to me they can f*ck off.

Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes? When I'm not working or in school, I play video games, that's it. I forced Leo to play a few games with me and even though he says he likes it, he doesn't play often because he's too busy.

What is your most treasured possession? I don't think I have anything valuable. My car? Is that a thing?

What is your favorite color? Red maybe

What is your favorite food? Pizza, it's all I eat

What, if anything, do you like to read? I don't read anything but I try to read what Leo recommends me to read, but usually it's a lot of female things I can't relate to. Somehow, he can.

What is your idea of good entertainment? Anything that makes you forget that you're alive.

Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? I smoke and drink sometimes, not that much though.

How do you spend a typical Saturday night? This entire "interview" just makes me feel like a total loser. I spend most nights home playing video games, I have nothing else going on.

What makes you laugh? My best friend and Leo, funniest people I will ever know

What, if anything, shocks or offends you? With everything Leo and my bestfriend have said, there's NOTHING that shocks me.

How do you deal with stress? Games, sometimes I call Leo, sometimes we Skype

Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? Nope, I just go with the flow

What are your pet peeves? When people touch me, which happens too often.

Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

Describe the routine of a normal day for you. You literally just want to be bored to death, don't you? It's normal, just normal.

What is your greatest strength as a person? I guess not give two sh*ts about things.

What is your greatest weakness? Leo

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I wish I was more like Leo

Are you generally introverted or extroverted? Introverted

Are you generally organized or messy? Mix

Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. Leo says I'm really good at making love, which apparently is a very different thing than sex. He says I get feelings out of him that almost make him cry when I stick it in. Thank god, it has never happened. I'm also good at fast thinking and avoiding people. I'm bad at conversations, that's it.

Do you like yourself? Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? To have things go back to the way they were. To be happy.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I want to see myself happy.

If you could choose, how would you want to die? Happy? Jeez, I sound depressed as f*ck.

If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. I'd spend all of it with Leo.

What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? I don't think I've done anything yet that is worth being remembered by.

What three words best describe your personality? Paranoid, tired, stressed

What three words would others probably use to describe you? Mysterious, sexy, warm

(Excuse me for the snooze fest interview, there's a reason it's like this, and I hope you guys paid attention to the difference between Leo's interview and Derek's. But next up is the best one!)