Written on: 15 January 2016

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Me: OMG!!!! It's time! IT'S TIME!!

Roger: D, why are you rushing about like a maniac?

Me: Hey!

Roger: Hey, it's true. *shrugs*

Me: You're mean. And to answer to your previous question, as you know, we've been on StellaTropolis for some time already, and I think it's kind of getting lonely... I mean, look at this place, there's only you and me, and the readers visiting us, and this-

Roger: D, you're rambling again.

Me: Oops, sorry. XD. I don't know why I do that so much. People say, my head is always high up into clouds and I can just randomly say something totally unrelated to the topic, and-

Roger: Anyway....? -_-

Me: Oops, I did it again now, didn't I?

Roger: Yes, could you please get straight to the point. I'm pretty sure the readers are getting bored reading about you rambling.

Me: Excuse me, but most people listen to me when I talk.

Roger: Not me. *smirks*

Me: *huffs* I've said it before and I'll say it again. You are the meanest person on Earth, and I hate you.

Roger: I know. *shrugs*

Me: *grumbles* *mumbles* Who does he think he is? Acting all smarty pants on me. He's nothing but an arrogant jerk face. Egotistical donkey.

Roger: I heard that. And did you just call me a Donkey?!?

Me: What if I did?

Roger: You- You-

Me: You what? Can't bring yourself to call me a name? *smirks*

Roger: Urgh....

Me: *giggles* I'm awesome. XP

Roger: -_- Anyway, what did you want to say?

Me: What?

Roger: Why were you rushing about like you had a train to catch?

Me: Oh, yeah! It's time! They're all coming!

Roger and everyone else: Who?

Me: Drumroll please!!

Me: THE CAST OF A NEW GUARDIAN: DAUGHTER OF THE MOON!!!

Roger: Seriously?!? Why didn't you tell me?

Me: Well, then it wouldn't be a surprise, duh.

Roger: Where are they?

Jack: Did someone ask for us?

Roger: Jack! My man!

Jack: JACK IS IN THE HOUSE!

Anna: Jack, move aside. NOW THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK IN!!

Elsa: Hey everyone!!

Punzie: Hi!!!!

Me: ELSIE!!! PUNZIE!!! ANNA!!! MERIDA!!! EEEK!!!

The Four girls and me: EEEEEEK!!!

Kristoff: Ow... My ears... *covers ears painfully*

Flynn: I think my ear drums just exploded. And can someone please stop that ringing?

Hiccup: Um... Flynn, I think that's you. There's no ringing in here.

Flynn: What? What did you say?

Roger: *feels dust falling on head* *looks up* Great, now I'll have to fix the ceiling. *pointing at cracks in the ceiling*

Girls: Oops.

Roger: Well, time to get the computer.

Hiccup: Wait, you can fix a ceiling with a computer?!?

Roger: Yeah, this is StellaTropolis after all. You can do anything here, except for murder.

Epic 8: Awesome!

Pitch: Yeah, it is good, because that way, you guys can't kill me.

Epic 8: Damn it!

Roger: Sorry guys, but rules are rules.

Me: But there are a few exceptions...

Roger: Wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Me: Yup!

Pitch: Wait what?

Roger: TIME TO GET THE PITCHFORKS EVERYONE!!!

Pitch: Oh no.

Everyone including readers, and Epic 8 (except Elsa, me, and a few others): GET HIM!!! *chases Pitch*

Pitch: Help!!!

Tempest: I think I'll watch. *eats popcorn*

Me: Right on schedule. *checking off the 'Get-Angry-Mob-to-Chase-Pitch' point on list*

Pitch: Why am I always the one getting hurt in these Author's Notes?!? *screams* Hey! Watch the robe!!

Roger, Jack, Kristoff, Flynn, Hiccup, Tempest, Merida: DRESS!!

Me: *mumbling to self* I should totally invite Hans over sometime. *write 'Get-Angry-Mob-To-Kill-Hans' on to-do list*

Roger: I'll do the killing! *Yells while still chasing Pitch*

Mani: Sorry I'm late, I had- *hears girly scream* Um... Where's the girl who screamed?

Tempest and Me: *Points at Pitch who is still being chased around, but his dress was in shreds.*

Mani: O.o Should have known. That was so predictable. *sighs* So... Who wants tea?

Me: Me!!

Tempest: I don't do tea.

Roger: *stopped chasing Pitch as the Epic 8 were already on to him* Same here.

Me: Come on! It's nice.

Tempest and Roger: Nah...

Mani: We have cookies.

Tempest and Roger: I'm in!