Date Written: 9 January 2016

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HERE IT IS!!!

THE BOOK OF AUTHOR'S NOTES!

(Which shall be full of broken English, and crazy antics. Just so you guys know, it's gonna be full of craziness! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

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Me: It's here!!! I've finally got it published!!! YAY!!! MORE AUTHOR NOTES FOR EVERYONE!!

Roger: What should we call it?

Me: Hm... I don't know...

Roger: So you published a book without knowing what to call it?

Me: I'm working on it!

Roger: Well work harder.

Me: Why don't you give some ideas Wise Guy?!?

Roger: Well, why didn't you say so? And thank you, I am a wise guy.

Me: -_-

Roger: Well, we need a name for this place that we've invented.

Me: And what is this place you readers ask? Well it is a magical place that Roger and I made. It is where dreams come true.

Roger: Hey! That's good! That could be our slogan. I got it! Rogerland! Where Dreams come True.

Me: O.o Rogerland?

Roger: What? It's a awesome name! Like me.

Me: Okay, first of all, you're not awesome. I am . Second, we are not naming this place Rogerland. *rolls eyes*

Roger: Aw...

Me: What about Starland?

Roger: Nah...

Me: Meanie.

Roger: You didn't allow Rogerland *grumbles*

Me: *mumbles*What a baby. *rolls eyes again*

Roger: What did you say? *glares really scary glare. And by scary, I mean really scary*

Me: *squeaks* Nothing.

Me: What about another language for star? Um... Stella? That's Latin is it? Or is it Italian? Or Spanish? I don't know... Roge?

Roger: Latin, Italian.

Me: Oh okay, so what about Stellaland?

Roger: Nah, doesn't sound right.

Me: Then what do you suggest?

Roger: StellaTropolis

Me: Ooooh!!!! LOVE IT! Finally, you're good for something Roge!

Roger: What can I say? I'm awesome with names. And thus-

Me: Roge, Rogerland is not happening.

Roger: Damn it.

Me: StellaTropolis is perfect!

Roger: Good, now that we have established the name for this universe slash place, time for the big announcement.

Me: Yes!

Roger: Introducing STAR Productions!

Me: Where Anything is Possible!

Roger: Yes, we have named this corporation STAR Productions. It is where anything you wish could come true!

Me: Yes! Isn't it awesome?!? EEEK! *squeals*

If readers confused:
Roger and I have started a small sort of 'corporation/company' and named it STAR Productions. We try to make things happen such as Jelsa, and raise awareness about it.

Me: I know, we're weird.

Roger: You, not me.

Me: Well we are weird, because I said so!

Roger: You don't even let me call you weird, why should I let you?

Me: One, because I'm awesome. Two, you have no rights to call me weird. And three, because GIRLS RULE!! #girlpower

Girls: GIRL POWER!!!

Roger: -_-

Girls: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Roger: What? I didn't say anything!

Me: Are you saying we're wrong?!?

Roger: Nope! And I'm just going to shut it now. *gulps*

Me: *smirks* Girls, give me five!

Me and girls: *Hi-fives*

Roger: Girls. *rolls eyes*

Girls: *glare*

Roger: Shutting mouth, now.

Guys: We feel you dude.

Roger: *fist bump with guys*

Girls: We got to go and control the boys, see ya!

Me: Bye! Come again!!

Girls: *squeal*

Roger: Bye! *Girls walked out door* See ya in 300 years!

Guys: We got to go, and maybe do some random guy stuff.

Random guy #1: See you D. *winks*

Me: Haha *sarcastically* *rolls eyes* A babye!

Roger: *Opens door* *pushes random guys out* Hope to see you guys in maybe, oh I don't know, in hell!

(This is not meant to offend anyone)

Me: How did they even get in here?

Roger: Well you did write an invite for them to read this book.

Me: Oh yeah... HI READERS!!!! ✌

Readers: HII!!!!

Roger: Okay, I'm gonna go now, and maybe take some pictures for the readers to see how StellaTropolis looks like.

Me: Yeah, you go do that while I do some... Um... Stuff.

Roger: You have nothing to do, don't you?

Me: Of course I have! I just... Don't know how to do it...

Roger: Mmmmhmmm... *doubting*

Me: Shut up.

Me: Oh wait, now I remember! I've got to write a new chapter for one of my books, do a few requests for my Zodiac One-shots book, and then arrange for the casts to come to StellaTropolis, and also, maybe work on a few projects, and then I still have to study, as well as do, y homework which I have not done.

Roger: .... Wow. O.o

Me: And also I have music theory to memories and-

Roger: Okay okay! You have a lot of things to do, as usual. So why don't you get to it!

Me: Fine... But...

Roger: But....?

Me: I kinda... need some help...

Roger: *sighs* Fine...

Me: Yay!!!