Written on: 18 February

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Me: Hey guys! Planning on updating Spy Love in a few days.

Roger: You say that, and you end up not updating. So don't get your hopes up readers.

Me: Shush you! I will update! I promise...

Roger: Yeah right. *rolls eyes*

Me: Wait, I'm not finished. I promise to try to update as soon as possible.

Roger: See? Told you.

Me: Shush! I just need to start on the next chapter of Spy Love by Friday, which is tomorrow, and then finish 2,000 words by Saturday or Sunday, and then update on Sunday. See? Easy peasy.

Roger: *rolls eyes* Sure... But you're forgetting a few minor things.

Me: What?

Roger: You have to do that English podcast, which is graded, and then you still have to finish 2 Chinese emails, which you know is very hard for you, and finally, you still gave guitar and drum classes on Saturday.

Me: o.o... Meep.

Roger: Yeah... I'd like to see you try to finish all that in one weekend.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! WHY?!?!?! Life is so unfair!!!

Roger: Life isn't fair, D

Me: That's why reality sucks! 😭 *crying*

Roger: And there goes the waterworks. Again.

Me: I can't help it! I cry. A lot. To relieve stress.

Roger: *rolls eyes*

Me: Help me Roge!! Help me get through this year!

Roger: I have my own problems! I have school too you know?

Me: And what do you have to do?!?

Roger: Well, I've got that Composition to do, both English and French if you please. And then those two math assignments, and also that podcast as well, like you, and then I still have to work on my movie!

Me: Meep.

Jack: Wow, you guys have so much work to do. Lucky we don't have school, eh, Flynn? *nudges Flynn*

Flynn: *smirks* That's right Jack.

Me: -_- Do you want me to take Mr Hit Book out again?

Flynn: No thank you! *runs out*

Jack: Idiot.

Me: Roge! Where is Mr Hit Book?

Jack: Well, I gotta go! See ya! *runs after Flynn*

Hiccup and Merida: *facepalm*

Elsa: Really? -_-

Jack: *Yells from afar* YES!

Pitch: Weakling.

Everyone except Flynn and Jack: Agreed.

Pitch: You know, Denise, your Author's Notes haven't been as funny as they used to be.

Me: I know *sigh* I just haven't been as happy as I use to.

Roger: I can tell.

Me: Life has been tough, and apparently it hates me.

Roger: Yup.

Pitch: You've gotta up your game if you want to keep those readers coming back for more.

Me: I know! I need more time! And less pressure! School is tough. They're not giving us a break!

Roger: Yeah. It's so annoying. *rubbing back of neck*

Me: Well, I know, my Author's Notes aren't funny anymore. That's what I was afraid of when I started this book.

Jack: Well, they usually are funny when you have an angry movies chasing Pitch that is. And I am totally in!

Angry mob appears with Epic 8: Get him!!!

Pitch: *sighs* Here we go again. *starts running*

Angry mob: *chases after Pitch*

Roger: So... You wanna go dig his grave?

Me: Nah, this is getting old. *sighs unhappily*

Roger: *thinking* Damn she's sad. This is so not like her. She really needs to become happy again. Wait! I've got an idea...