Written on: 11 January 2016

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Me: *Sigh*

Roger: D?

Me: *sigh*

Roger: D? What's wrong?

Me: Nothing. *sigh*

Roger: D! Stop sighing! It's getting depressing in here. And StellaTropolis is not a place of sadness. You said it yourself!

Me: I may or may not have been annoying to one of my friends...

Roger: And let me guess, he/she is annoyed by you, and don't exactly want to talk to you.

Me: Yeah... *sigh* So I kind of decided to write this here, because I'm kind of bored...

Roger: Why not you write down some ideas or draw? You don't need that friend to talk to you. You have me.

Me: Roge, you're right. I don't need that weirdo friend. I should totally write something down! I just got an idea for a new book!

Roger: Okay, why don't you tell us?

Me: I can't, then everyone reading this would know!

Me: Btw guys, I'm writing all of this in school using my phone. XD.

Roger: Bad girl.

Me: So, Roge, how do you like school?

Roger: It's horrible!

Me: Roge, it's not that bad!

Roger: Yes it is!

Me: Come on! You already made a few friends!

Roger: The friends are cool, but the teachers are not! One just gave me detention! And it's just the second week!

Me: That's because you were listening to music and talked back to the teacher when she asked you to put it away.

Roger: More like she demanded me to do that. Can't she ask nicely? *rolls eyes*

Me: Even if she did, you would have still done the same thing with the same result.

Roger: Don't sass me woman!

Me: I did?

Roger: Yes, yes you did.

Me: Yay!

Roger: Really D? Really?

Me: Yup!

Roger: D, shouldn't you he doing your homework! Didn't I tell you to work hard? You still have a ton of homework to do!

Me: Roge, you're not the boss of me!

Roger: Yes I am. Your mom put me in charge!

Me: What?!?... Well, I still ain't listening to you!

Roger: Do you want me to tell your mom?

Me: Do you want me to tell my Dad?!?

Roger: O.O... Nope. It's fine.

Me: Good.

Roger:... But I'm older!

Me: By a year!

Roger: Still older!

Me: I hate you.

Roger: I know. Hey, it's been quite a while since you last said that! I was starting to think you like me!

Me: Really? Then I better start saying it more often.

Roger: Maybe you like me? *smirks*

Me: Yeah right. *rolls eyes*

Roger: Oh well, you know I've been scrolling through the comments in the book, and I have a question for the readers...

Readers: What is it?

Roger: Why do you guys ship us together? O.o

Me: Oh yeah, I've been wondering the same thing. Why?

Roger: They named us... What was the ship name?

Me: I think it was Doger.... Weird. O_O

Roger: It is definitely weird.

Me: This time, I'm not objecting to that.

Roger: Maybe it's because of those chats we had?

Me: Or is it because we argue a lot?

Roger: If it's that, I'm still not stopping. I love annoying you.

Me: And I wish I could throw you into the garbage disposal.

Roger: We both know you can't. XD

Me: I know... *sighs*

Roger: And she's sighing again.