After the GMGs, the dragons attacked. That damn salamander saved the day. Pphht. I could do that anytime. Ha Ha Ha. 

Just who the fucking hell am I kidding? 

Yeah sure, seeing damn pinkie save the day is sure annoying, but all the things in my life is confusing me. It is technically true that dragon slayers are - how do I say it- more oblivious.

Yeah, any one with a single shitty brain cell on earthland could see that I mean dumb.

I say oblivious because I have a super large fucking  ego and and I don't think you gonna call that kid Wendy dumb.

I can't believe that I had so many problems in my life until now.

1. I'm in love with Levy

2. I have a BIG ass ego and can't tell Levy that I like her that way.

3. Levy nearly got hurt, and that hurt too when she told me about it.

4. Levy's parents are the Midnight duo of Phantom. (They haven't taken them down yet. Juvia and Gajeel left but the guild was rebuilt.)

5. Levy's parents are THE duo that I convinced to abandon their child. Which was Levy. I was a dark power hungry bastard then but still.

6. Levy knows 'bout Black Steel but not me.

7. She can't do paper shredder anymore.

8. I was evil. I bet Levy is into nerdy smart formal boys.

9. I beat up Bunny girl once in phantom, lord of the scum.  Aka Levy's best friend.

10. Our band some how got into the finals and we haven't even showed anybody yet

11.I texted Levy as Black Steel. And forgot about it till 2 months later.

12. My flying talking transforming cat is in love with a kiwi.

13. Levy's parents are out to get her.

Flashback.

I used to be part of phantom. they had lacrima texting orb. The fools forgot to delete my account in it so I can still see what's going on. Invisible, but still there.

Midnight Duo take your rat while we're fighting.

                                                           Plan recieved, Master,. 

                                         My acting role is perfected, Master and Midnight Mind hon~

Infiltrate school, Shadow Night. Midnight Mind memorise the exits.

Little did i know, Blood Man and Zeref's battle was closer than Phantoms.