Luckily for me My Friends are much more delicate than This Bff who did it to You! :) - & None of them has Ever hit me...

- But if such a thing happened to Me - & if My Friend smashed me on the head on My Birthday Morning saying that 'This is My Birthday Gift' - I would probably turn it into a joke & say 'Thanks, I'm glad that You Remembered! 😁 ' or 'Ok, good joke - & where's the Real Gift? :) ' - cause I would Know that There Must Be something Else! :) 🎂🎁

( - & as it turned out in your case: There WAS!  ^_~ 👍 )