(A/N: Sup, this chapter is kinda like the episode. And Kurai's outfit is on point today, like yeas, All I gotta say for now! Imagine that the dress is white.)

Kurai's POV:

I was wearing a black crop top, denim short shorts, and black high top converse , today. I'm not looking forward to today at all because, Today, I am a Host. I walk to Music Room #3, made sure my mouth was closed, and opened the door to a tropical getaway. "Hello, my daughter! I hope your not still angry at me. Will you accept my apology?", 'On one hand, you caused me to be apart of this godforsaken club, and on the other, I get to spend time with Mori...', " Ya, I forgive you, Tamaki. ", " AWW! COME GIVE DADDY A HUG!!" Tamaki yelled. "You. Are. NOT. MY. FATHER." I say, annoyed at his comment. "MOMMY!!", " Tamaki is such a idiot." I hear Haruhi say. "Yes he is. So, I'm guessing you got used to his antics?" "You could say.." "I have one more question, WHAT IS UP WITH THIS PLACE!?! I thought this was a host club, not a tropical getaway.", " Occasionally, the host club has a theme, and today's theme is a tropical getaway. " Kyo explained. 'Oh yeah, they're all dress in some sort of cosplay, except for Haruhi', "Do I have to dress in some type of cosplay?", " Of course you do," The twins say say as they drag me into a fitting room, against my will. I took off my shirt and shorts, I was about to take off my bra (Bc, the top of her outfit was basically a bra), until I realized that the twins were still inside with me, "Looking good, Kurai" Hikaru said, "GET THE HELL OUT!" I scream at them. They left so I finally changed. The outfit was a gold chain around my head, a long, white, silky skirt, gold colored sandals, and a white crop top, as well. I walk out of the changing room to see the host club was filled with girl students and a mixture of boys. 'Guessing they're here for me.' I walked towards a table so I could sit and talk to the boys. I looked up and saw Mori looking at me from afar. I wave to him, and he just nods. 'So cute.' Without looking where I was going, I fall on someone. "Oh, I'm so-" I was cut off by being jerked closer to the ground. I see a girl's face a few inches away, 'Okayyy?'. "I'm Konoko. Konoko Koskuzaki (OMFG! IDK HOW TO SPELL HER LAST NAME!). I'm your first client." "Well, um hi, Konoko. I'm Kurai Miyuki. Let's get started, shall we?" We sit at a table alone, and talk, "So, are you going to attend the party next week?" "Of course I will. After all, you're going to be there and you are my new favorite host." I turned to see Tamaki in his emo corner, eating Ramen noodles.

*After Host Club Hours*

"Boss, There's no reason to be jealous that Kurai stole Konoko from you." Kaoru said. "After all, she does suffer host hopping disease." Hikaru finished. "What's 'Host Hopping Disease'?" I ask. "Every guest chooses a favorite host to visit regularly, but Princess Konoko changes her host. Regularly." Kyoya said. "Oh, I get it. Well, I'm going home. Peace, losers." I say then walk out. "Wait, do you know how to dance?" Tamaki asked. "No, now bye." "Wait! I order you to master the waltz and demonstrate it to us the day of the ball. And if you don't, I will double your quota!" "Fuck you, Senpai" I say. I turned around and saw Tamaki turned snow white. "I have no choice but to do it."

*****Time Skip*****

"1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 and spin..." Konoko said. I had a nervous look on my face. "Come on, it isn't that hard!" She smiled. We stopped dancing and had a tea break. "What a lovely tea cup! It's Genori." "Why, Madam Mazel (idk, I speak French, can't write it.), you have quite an eye" Kyo complimented. "You must really like tea cups." She started to blush at my comment. "WHAT. NO. I-I UH. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT." Konoko stuttered. Then a boy walked in, "I have the tea cup set you ordered" "Ah yes, your choices have been very popular with the ladies, Mr. Suzushi." After a small conversation, I saw that Suzushi and Konoko were exchanging glances. 'Hmm, maybe they know each other..' The two already left, "I know what you're thinking, and yes they do know each other, they happen to be engaged." 'That answered my question'.

****The Night Of The Party****

I put on my ball gown and walk outside to where the hall is being held. One I got there, the ball began. I was getting some, punch then someone tapped me on the shoulder, it was Mori. " Would you like to dance" he asked me with his hand out. I nodded, outside I was all cool, but truly on the inside, I was like a girl who saw 5sos at the grocery store. He takes my hand and pulls me into his chest. We danced to the song, "Like I can by Sam Smith" (It's actually a really good song). I got tapped on the shoulder, it was by Konoko, "Would you like to dance, Kurai?" "Um. Sure, Konoko" Just when I was about to dance, I was kidnapped by 2 devils. "HIKARU! KAORU! LET ME GO!" "Not yet" Then, they shoved me into a room with Suzushi. "Oh, it's you from earlier. Did you write this?" He asked me. I took the note out of his hand and read it. 'What a bunch of idiots', I nodded, not knowing what to do. "Well, I have feelings for another, but I'm not sure if she feels the same." "Hey, if you really love her, you'll go chase after her no matter what." He was about to reach out to me, until he saw Konoko at the door "Oh, I'm *sniff* sorry for inter-" she ran off before she could finished. Suzushi chased after her. The whole host club emerged from behind me. "Tamaki, we just made this even worse."

**********Suzushi's POV********

I kept chasing after Konoko until I caught up to her in the courtyard. "KONOKO!" I reached out and grabbed her wrist. Suddenly, all lights were on us. "The last dance of the night goes to this lovely couple.-" Tamaki announced. "May I have this dance, Princess Konoko?" She nodded, I took hand and started dancing. "And the winner for tonight's dance is, Konoko Koskuzaki" "You're my favorite tea cup, Konoko." I told her, then she blushed. "And now, a kiss from yours truly-" Tamaki started, "Kurai Miyuki" Kyoya finished. Konoko looked at me, "Do it. In honor of the end of your host hopping days" Kurai walked towards Konoko, but Kurai slipped on a banana peel causing the kiss to be on... The lips. "I'm so sorry, Kurai" Konoko apologized. "It's cool" She said. "I am officially done with host hopping" Konoko announced.

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Kurai's POV:

After the kiss, Konoko apologized, "It's cool" I say, then I walk to the rest of the host club. Their faces were in pure shock. "Calm down, guys. It's just a kiss.-" "She's right, hosts. It's just a kiss." Tamaki said. "-My first kiss" I laughed and walked inside while the other host followed, except for Tamaki, he is still in pure shock.

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Haii! I hope you liked it. Some chapters will be based on one of the episodes. Until next time, stay tuned...

Stay Southern,

Southern Llama Queen xx

P.S: THIS IS THE MODERN OHSHC!!! But like, betta than ya.