Mass: Ireland, is it true that back in the day there was a practice where your people and you had to suck your king's nipples?

Ireland: *Grabs him by the collar* We don't talk about that...

Mass: Ok-

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Illinois: *Walks out of Oklahoma's room drenched in blood*

Satanic Temple: What a man~

IDC: Where did I go wrong...?

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Wisconsin: Do you think if I wrote the Queen of England's name in a Death Note I would defeat the Death Note?

Coco: Probably.

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Texas: Hey you know how Fanta is your brother? How is that?

Coke: . . .

Fanta: Gluten tag!

Texas: Wait... Wasn't he born in... The 1940s-

Coke: One more word and I murder you.

(Fun Fact: Fanta was made by the Nazis. You're welcome. Use it to ruin folk's day.)

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Alaska: I found someone...

Hawaii: Is that a fucking bear-

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PA: You... What?

Holland: Your chocolate sucks ass. 

PA: *Angry screaming*

Holland: *Starts gigging because English curses are funny tbh-*

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CDC: In 1518 there was a dancing plague. It made folks uncontrollably dance for days on end.

Mississippi: Darlin'... What??

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CIA: Are you trying to sleep?

National Guard: Yes now shut the fuck up.

CIA: In the 1800s drenchers were commonly made with the teeth of the dead soldiers. 

Nat: Wha... How do you know that-?

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DC: Hi Wyoming!!

Wyoming: HeLLo- *Silently dies inside because of the voice crack*

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North Korea: What do you mean Covid Cases? I don't have any.

UN: Because-

[This quote is unable to be read in you country :C]

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London: *Coming up with creative ways to make fun of his American cousins*

The OG 13: "It's chewsday innit?"

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America: What did you want again?

Moscow: Alaska and for you to stop sending aid to Ukraine.

America: So you wanna know why we don't have free healthcare kid?

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UN: Why can't you chill?

Nato: I ain't do anything!

Moscow: Beg to differ.

Nato: Listen here you little shit-

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Arkansas: *Making out with Oklahoma*

Little Rock: *Who walked in on it* DAD?! YOU'RE GAY?!

Arkansas: FUCK- I THOUGHT YOU LOCKED THE DOOR?!

Oklahoma: I DID?!

LR: I broke in with this credit card that I stole from Tennessee.

Oklahoma: What-

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IDC: Don't make me say it...

Beijing: Go on ahead "sweetheart" what do you have to say that could possibly hurt me-

IDC: 1989.

Beijing: Fuck... We don't talk about that...

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Bai bai :)