Jamaica: Can you tell your dad thanks for last night for me? I would, but I need to head to this meeting with Cuba and DC.

NY: *Dirty mind mode activated* WHAT-

~What actually happened~

Jamaica: *Playing Uno* And... Draw 2!

Belgium: Ha- Draw 4 Netherlands!

Netherlands, Jamaica & Puerto Rico: YOU CAN'T STACK DRAW 2'S-

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Geo: Savannah. We have to take this shit down. *Pointing to a ton of Saint Patrick's day decorations*

Savannah: *Clinging to a huge blow-up Leprechaun* MARCH ISN'T OVER YET DAD!!

Geo: I DON'T CARE!! IT HAS TO GO!!

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Mass: *Exists*

Ireland: Can I keep him?

UK: No...

Ireland: Well fuck you anyway. *Proceeds to pick Mass up and walk away*

Netherlands: MY SON-

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Alaska: Shh.

Maine: Wha-

Alaska: Not you. You speak. Texas shut the fuck up, I wanna hear Maine.

Texas: Dude...

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Kansas City: Dad. We need to talk. You don't have to be in the closet you know.

Missouri: Excuse me?

Jefferson City: Yeah! We'll love you regardless of if your fucking Kansas and Nebraska or not.

Missouri: We're not a thing-

Jefferson City: You aren't?!

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DC: *Long long time ago lol* Open the country. Stop having it be closed.

Japan: Who the hell is that-

Tokyo: I dunno.

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Sweden: *Fighting with India*

Ireland: *Not understanding anything but cheering Sweden on anyway*

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Ohio: No homo or anything but like. You cute bro.

West: No you, no homo.

Ohio: No you, no homo.

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Ohio: *Kisses PA good night* No homo-

PA: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR ASS INTO MY ROOM?! THE DOORS AND WINDOWS WERE LOCKED-

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League of Nations: *Dies*

UN: *Slowly looks at all the nations and their capitals* God. Fucking. Damnit.

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New Hampshire: All in favor of making NY dress up like a catgirl say I.

All the country: I

NY: What the hell guys...?

North Carolina: Can't blame us-

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Mississippi: Do you need something?

CDC: Yeah. Your affection, please-

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Illinois: DC. Your niece is staring at me-

DC: *Looks at Satanic Temple then back at him* Oh. That just means she likes you. You'll be fine.

Illinois: *Flustered* What-

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England: Shit.

Dublin: What?

England: Mass got out again-

Dublin: Shit indeed...

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Florida: *Clinging to DC for dear life*

Louie: *About to discontinue his life after another nightmare of him marring his mom*

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Kentucky: *Leans on wall* Hey- *Proceeds to slip and fall face-first onto the floor*

Geo: Dumb fuck... God, I love you.

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Mississippi: *Repeatedly kissing CDC on the cheek*

CDC: *Gay panicking* HA-

National Guard: *Depressed single noises*

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Cali: What if I wanna have sex before I get married?

Vatican City: Well then I guess you better be prepared to die.

Cali: Wait. Really? TEXAS CAN YOU COME HERE-?

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NJ: I don't see what people like about the whole athletic guy or girl thing ya know-

Southie: *Exists*

NJ: Nevermind...

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Houston: *Imitating Savannah to tease Dallas* D-Dallas! Faster ple-ase~!

San Antonio: *Who had nothing better to do and wanted to help* F-Fuck Dally! Ri-right there, babe~!

Dallas: *Slowly taking out a pistol* Fucking sick of y'all's shit-

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Miami: *Scared shaking*

Texas: *Glaring at him from across the kitchen table*

Houston: So... How's everyone's day-

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Bai bai-