Savannah: *Leaves his kitchen for two seconds*

The pots: *Jumps out of the cabinets and starts spinning on the floor*

Savannah: *Returns* GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GERALD!! CLEAN THIS SHIT!

Gerald the ghost: NO- LOOK AT 'EM GO! :D

Savannah: CLEAN THIS FUCKING MESS!! YOU ASS-

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KGB: I have this sex tape of yours. So- Yeah I'm gonna blackmail you with it.

Indonesia: Oh shit.

KGB: Yeah so-

Indo: Can I get some copies?

KGB: What...?

(Yes. This really happened. Don't believe me? Google it.)

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Netherlands: Hi Florida! Nice to meet you! *shaking his hand* :)

Florida: You're that nation south of Brazil right?

Netherland: *Freezes* Excuse me-

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Wyoming: *Gets included in something*

Wyoming: *Happiness noises*

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Moscow: *Talking shit*

Helsinki: (Capital of Finland) *Takes out a gun* Shhh-

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Germany: *Loses a war on two fronts*

Israel: *Wins a war on six fronts*

Israel: Fucking failure-

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Michigan: *Hugs Indiana*

Indiana: *Returns the hug* :)

Michigan: We ran out of corn-

Indiana: *Hysterically sobbing*

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Russia: *Produces 263,000 tons of Aluminum during WW2*

UK: *Produces 205,000 tons of Aluminum*

Quebec: Hold my tea- *Proceeds to make 1,400,000 (40% of Aluminum used by the Allies) tons of Aluminum in some small town*

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France: *During WW2 and shortly before UK's escape at Dunkirk* UK! If I die here, please let our story of the bravery of me and my soldiers be known. We fought long and hard and I refuse to back down to this bastard. Please, share the tale of our sacrifice for my lands.

UK: Of course old friend, I would be honored to die by your side.

~Years later~

UK: Lol you surrendered to the Germans.

The rest of the world: Damn- lol. What a loser.

France: This bitch-

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Cali: *Crying*

Texas: *Who reminded him he's named after some fictional Island in a really old book with hot warrior girls.* :)

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Utah: *Slips Oklahoma 50 bucks* Are you sure you won't get a Corn limitation law?

Oklahoma: *Takes his money* Yes. *Walks off*

Utah: HEY-

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Bai bai-