Ohio: I heard Indiana does magic in bed!

Alabama: Wait really?

Ohio: Yeah, we can ask him to do some tonight. It's awesome bro~

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*Later that night*

Indiana: Ok ok ok, look at this. *Shows them the trick where your thumb comes off*

Alabama: HOLY SHIT!

Ohio: OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING!!

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Mississippi: Please Florida... For once, can you not try killing someone?

Florida: Nein. (No)

Geo: Since when did you know German-?

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D.C: Everything is gonna be fine... Right guys?

Gov: I brought a puppy! :)

IDC: God damn it Gov-

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Texas: *Takes out a really fat chicken* Look at the size of my cock. :)

Gov: Hold up. Pause. WHAT?!

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Fanta: Say bass without the "B"

Dr.Pepper: Ass?

Coke: Dear lord.

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Pepsi: I miss my military... *Sad noises*

North Carolina: Not again-

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Florida: *Commits several war crimes in Minecraft and in real life* My goals are beyond your understanding.

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Michigan: *Types in the Google search bar because he is still salty about the kidnapping plan* Fuck you FBI

FBI: *Crying* Why he so meaaaan-

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Gov: *Trying to be productive*

District: Ha- no.

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The south: WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL!?

Florida: *High pitched screaming*

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N.Y: All I want for Christmas iiiiiss... You-

Texas: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR THAT SONG ONE MORE TIME!

N.Y: HE'S NOT IN THE CHRITSMAS SPIRT NYC!

NYC: *poofs* yes father?

N.Y: CLEAN HIM!

NYC: *Takes out a raindeer costume* Ok father.

Texas: WAIT NO-

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I have had no motivation.

Bai bai.