Nato: Hey. UN sent us an email.

D.C: Read it aloud. It might be important.

Nato: "Please please please, please. Don't start WW3, I can't risk losing this job, I don't want another war. Please please. Don't do it Nato and Russia. I appreciate your cooperation in previous years. BUT I'M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I'M ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW AFTER MY 5TH PANIC ATTACK PLEASE."

D.C: Uh-

Nato: He also sent like... Fourteen or fifteen crying face emojis. 

FBI: We are ignoring him tho. Right?

Nato: Oh yeah for sure but seeing him on his knees would be funny.

CIA: 100%

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Netherlands: My children, I have something important to tell you-

Nutmeg: You married Jamaica.

Neth: N-no...?

N.Y: Damn it. Here fucker. *Hands Mass $30*

Neth: ARE YOU GUYS REALLY PLACING BETS ON MY LOVE LIFE--

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Cali: *Angry screaming*

Texas: *Angrier screaming*

Geo: Wait for it...

*Cue them both making out here*

Virginia: There it is.

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N.Y: I don't trust Canadians.

Mary: Why?

Canada: Probably because we never lost a war.

N.Y: WHERE DID YOUR ASS COME FROM-

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Mass: *"Accidentally" stabs London*

London: Huh. Well, that's not supposed to be there.

DC & Gov: *Wheezing in the corner*

London: Anyway chap, do you mind removing this? I have a meeting with those two cock suckers laughing in the corner in a few minutes to get to.

London: It's a tad bit unprofessional to show up with a knife in my stomach, wouldn't ya say?

Mass: Dude... What in the hell is wrong with you- like. I don't like British people but I'm taking you to the hospital-

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Alaska: *Walks into his house after a long day at work*

His three dogs: So you have chosen... FACE KISSES!! *Proceeds to tackle him and lick his face off*

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Scotland: I hate UK.

Ireland: I also hate UK.

Mass: I also really hate UK.

*Cue the three of them becoming a chaotic trio*

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N.Y: *Screams something in Dutch*

Louie: Uh... Translation?

Connecticut: He said suck his cock

Louie: Say less come here sha~

N.Y: WHAT-

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Geo: *Takes off his shirt for 0.00001 seconds*

Kentucky: *Who already took 100 photos* :)

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Ohio: *Tells a joke*

N.C: *Tells the same joke but louder*

The States: *Laughs*

Ohio: *Quiet sobs* Every. Fucking. Time...

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Bai bai-