NY: *Teleports into the Northeast meeting room* Alright you facks. Let's get this over with I-... WHAT THE FACK? WHY THE FACK ARE YOU ALL DRESSED LIKE ME?!

Jersey York: AAHHH I'M WALKIN' HERE!!

Tiny York/RI: MY PIZZA IS THE BEST BECAUSE I SAID SO!!

Masshole York: WHAT THE FACK IS A CROSSWALK?!

Nutty York: I'M MORE THAN JUST A FACKIN' CITY!! FACK YOU!

Lobster York: NO FACK YOU!!

New York: GUYS THE FACK?! I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!!

Philly York: GuYs ThE fAcK?! i DoN't TaLk LiKe ThAt!!

Ham York: I FACKING HATE YOU GUYS!

Mont York: WE SHOULD ALL EAT HOT DOGS ON THE 4TH OF JULY OR I MURDER YA!!

New York: YOU FACKIN-

Jersey York: GRAMS!! YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND FROM FLORIDA!! HE'S GONNA HURT YA!!

Nutty York: Awww! That's actually really sweet yorkie!

New York: I FACKIN HATE YOU ALL!! *Teleports away*

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Texas: *Has his finger really close to Cali's cheek but isn't fully touching him*

Cali: GOV!! TEXAS IS TOUCHING ME!!

Texas: NO I'M NOT!

Cali: YES YOU ARE!

Texas & Cali: GOOOV-

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Movie: *Has some sexy time scene in it*

Texas: *Screams and covers Kentucky's eyes*

Tucky: WHAT THE FUCK TEXAS?!

Mississippi: FAST FORWARD!! FAST FORWARD-

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Arizona: We all know Utah is the Dilf in this house. Like if we had the chance each of us would want of piece of his ass.

Nevada: True. Heard he's good too-

Utah: Guys...

Ari & Nevada: Oh hi there Utah! Wait...

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Alabama: Who needs *cornhub* when you have the homies Instagram.

Virginia: Wut-

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Japan: I AM SICK OF CALIFORNIAN SUSHI ROLLS!! THEY ARE NOT REAL AUTHENTIC SUSHI AND WILL NEVER BE AS LONG AS I EXIST!!

Everyone else in the world meeting: :O

China: Ya know I like hate you and all... But... Are you okay? Like actually??

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Maryland: I think sometimes. You get a bit... Too aggressive.

Massachusetts: *Covered in blood after some dude looked at him wrong* No clue whatever the fuck you're talking about.

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Ohio: Take. It. OFF.

Michigan: *Wearing an Ohio isn't a real shirt* I. Would. Rather. Die.

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Missouri: I'm just saying, murder should be legal.

Kellogg: And why the hell would you say that??

Missouri: *Slowly looks at Kansas then back at him* No... Reason...

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Socal: ITS MY WATER AND I NEED IT NOW!!

Norcal: ITS MY WATER AND I NEED IT NOW!!

Cali: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Oklahoma: Ya know. Life sucks-

Iowa: Bro. For real tho.

*Cue some Tornado in the distance doing tornado things as they watch*

Iowa: I'm calling him Leo.

Oklahoma: Really? Seems more like a Bertha to me.

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Oregon: You did what...?

Idaho: I bought an umbrella so we won't get wet!!

Oregon: YOU NEED TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION FOR WASHINGTON! HE'LL HATE IT!!

Idaho: But... It's got tiny sharks on it... :C

Oregon: Really pretty sharks dear but he hates umbrellas.

Idaho: Even the pretty ones?

Oregon: Even the pretty ones.

Idaho: D:

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FBI: Here's 15 bucks.

CDC: You will find Jimmy.

FBI: Thanks. :)

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PA: Don't you hate it when people breathe?

Lil' Gov: Do... Do you hate it when I breathe? :C

PA: *Sighs* No sweetheart. Keep breathing over there.

Lil' Gov: :)

Geo: Aww, that's very sweet of you Penny.

PA: I will rip out your peach-filled stomach with my bear fucking hands if you say anything about what just happened to anyone. Understand?

Geo: Yes sir-

PA: Good Boy.

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Montana: Guys. I have a confession.

Michigan: Well what is it?

Wisconsin: Yeah we have a gator play date to get to. >:C

Montana: I killed a man.

North Dakota: No one gives a shit.

South Dakota: We've all done it by now right?

Ohio: Think so.

Minnesota: I haven't...?

Nebraska: Because you're a pussy.

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Mets: You can't keep dancing on national TV.

Savannah Bananas: You're wrong. I also win games in kilts-

(True story, they did win a game in kilts. I love them.)

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Austin and Texas: *Agree*

The world: *Panik*

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Bai bai-