Florida: Hey Dad. Could you help me find my lost socks?

Georgia: *Knowing he only wears sandals and crocs* You don't wear socks?

Florida: Pfft- Not for my feet. :)

Georgia: . . .

Florida: . . .

Georgia: I don't feel comfortable around you anymore Florida.

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Miami: *Taking a shower and drops the soap* Aww shit.

Houston: *Walks into the room as he picks it up to brush his teeth* Ö

Miami & Houston: *High pitched screaming*

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Southie: "Hiding*

N.J: *Pissed* MOTHER FUCKER IF YOU DON'T BRING THAT ASS HERE-

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Wyoming: Hello Lo- *coughs* D.C.

D.C: WAS THAT COVID??

Wyoming: N-NO?!

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Netherlands: *Visiting* MY CHILDREN!

The Northeastern bros: DAD!

Netherlands: Ok..ok. Now onto business. WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM?

N.Y: Shit he knows-

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PA: On a scale of one to ten how would you rate life?

Maryland: Solid 5. Could be better but ya know.

Mass: -10.

PA: That isn't on the scale-

Mass: Just like my will to live any further.

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Coco: Ya ever eaten dog food?

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Connecticut: *Sleeping on the couch*

Coco: *High as shit* Look at him... He's so hot. Do you think he's single?

Cali: No sorry coco. He's got a boyfriend.

Coco: *Starts crying* By who...?

Cali: You.

Coco: FUCK YEAH-

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Arkansas: If you keep lookin' at me like that, I might fall head over heels for you...

Oklahoma: *Continues staring with a huge grin on his face*

Arkansas: *Blushing* STOP IT!

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Gov: Ya know I don't think I'm that good at this governing thing.

D.C: Ya think?

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Texas: *Says something mildly offensive*

Cali: Now listen here you son of a bitch. YOU RATED YOUR STATE ONE STAR!! SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Bai bai :)