Athens (Ohio): . . .

Athens (Greece): . . .

Athens (G): *Slaps the smaller one*

Athens (O): OW- What- WHY?!

Athens (G): I can smell the ignorance. Get some education.

Sparta: *Talking about Athens (G)* Fucking idiot. 

Rome: Isn't that your husband? The one who just slapped a child and called him dumb?

Sparta: Shut the fuck up or I will invade your ass Spartan style-

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Florida: You can tie me down and do whatever you want to me tonight~

DC: *Ties him to the bed and leaves the room*

Florida: Babe-?

DC: *Starts playing Minecraft in his office*

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NY: You know what they say. An apple a day keeps Florida away.

NJ: Wha-

Florida: *Walks in* Oh hey guys! Wait is that an apple? Man fuck that... *Leaves*

NJ: Wow.

NY: Told ya. *Nom*

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Cali: You know that one sea monster everyone used to freak out about was probably a whale's penis-

Mass: I did not need to know that but thanks for the cursed fact I will give to my siblings at dinner today.

Cali: You're welcome. :)

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Michigan: *Throws a can of Spaghetti-O's at Ohio*

Ohio: *Taps out of consciousness*

North Dakota: Spaghetti-Ows...

Montana: Ok that was pretty good.

ND: So... You'll go out with me?!

Montana: No.

ND: ,:C

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Gov: *Leaves a room*

Gov: *Returns five seconds later holding some random animal he's already formed a lifelong bond with and named them*

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Kentucky: So. You're telling me I have a problem.

Geo: You literally sleep with... God, I hate saying this... "Daddy Andy" like is a stuffed bear.

Kentucky: Yeah. Ok. What's the issue?

Geo: You take that thing EVERYWHERE!!

Kentucky: Ok. And?

Geo: OH MY GOD TUCKY-

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District Your face looks like shit.

Gov: Mean...

District: *Look at Washington* But I could look at your face forever...

Washington: *Flustered* What?!

Gov: HEY! STOP THAT!!

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Bai bai-