Virginia: *In the 1800s* Hi Georgia-

Geo: nononononononono- *punches her in the stomach* 

Virginia: ACK- WHAT THE FUCK?!

Geo: You are my very best friend Vi. I can't just let you through away your life like this. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG! TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Virginia: What the fuck are you talking about????

Geo: I'm talking about the baby growing in your stomach right now.

Mass: Cya-

Virginia: . . . 

Virginia: I'M NOT PREGNANT!!

Geo: You... aren't?

Virginia: YEAH?!

N.Y: What's with all this fucking noise?

Geo: Well I heard someone was pregnant and-

N.Y: *immediately elbows Virginia in the stomach*

Virginia: *yells in pain and falls to the floor*

Virginia: I AM NOT PREGNANT.

N.Y: Oh... Sorry.

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Quebec: What did you just ask me?

British Columbia: What's colors? 

Quebec: Now what did you say afterward?

B.C: Fruits... 

Quebec: *Slowly takes out a knife* That's what I thought-

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District: *January 6th* So I've been thinking about life and stuff ya know

Gov: Yeah? 

District: *Grabs his shoulders* Please kill me

Gov: What-

District: P L E A S E 

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Oregon: *Kisses Idaho*

Idaho: :O

Oregon: Don't tell Washington but you have better potatoes.

Idaho: *Happy potato noises*

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N.M: OH GOD LOOK!

Arizona: *Dancing on the roof*

Coco: We should join him!

Utah: Pardon-

~~~

*Cue the 4 of them dancing on the roof*

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France: LOUIE~!

Louie: Oh god- *Clears throat* hI mOm-

Geo: *sad crying*

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