Savannah: If you say one more word Nashville I will chop your body up into bits. Then display it in a glass box on my coffee table.

Nashville: *Who only made a Deez Nuts joke* Ok-

Savannah: Now back to our normal conversation!

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Georgia: *Angry old person noises*

Kentucky: What happened to him?

Alabama: We ran out of peaches this morning.

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N.Y: The moment an officer starts throwing his ass back in front of me will be the day I have respect for the police force.

FBI: *Slowly lowers his sunglasses* W h a t.

CIA: The.

Nato: Fuck.

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N.J: Why is Papa Smurf so hot...

Southie: Hun. I don't know but you're right-

N.C: Bro what??

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Geo: Kids. Out. Now. I need to have a few words with your father...

Kentucky: No kids please stay-

Geo: GO KIDS!

The Gov trio: *Slowly walking out of the room*

Kentucky: WAIT NO PLEASE STAY DON'T LEAVE ME HERE-

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Gov: So Texas what did you bring for show and tell?

Texas: An AR-15! :)

Cali: That's great, sweetie.

Illinois: SO WE'RE NOT QUESTIONING THIS??

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Miami: What if we made love under the mistletoe

Houston: It's not Christmas

Miami: *Takes out some mistletoe from his pocket and waves it above their heads*

Houston: .-.

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Cali: *Petting N.Y*

N.Y: *Happy cat noises*

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Mississippi: *Breathes*

CDC: That's so hot-

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Doll D.C: Hey... Uh. Louie. Why did you put us in this jar?

Doll Florida: Yeah it's pretty cramped In here- *Cue their faces slowly changing from confused to horrified*

*Cue the both of them screaming here*

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Bai bai :)