Geo: Please say the thing...

PA: Fucking- Fine... Keep my wife's name out yo fucking mouth.

Geo: *Kisses him* Thank you. :)

PA: I hate you.

Geo: No you don't-

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Nutty buddy: What have you done-?!

Florida: *Who drew an among us character with large tits for the memes* Maybe Spain was right when he said I would never amount to anything...

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NY: *Having his own little moment in the corner of the room while he listens to Hamilton*

DC: *Getting progressively more concerned because he hasn't left that spot in the living room for over an hour*

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New Jersey: I don't have a brother.

Central New Jersey: I fucking hate it here-

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Philly: *Crying in a corner*

NYC: IN WEST PHILADELPHIA!

Denver: BORN AND RAISED! ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS!

Philly: I WILL PAY YOU TO FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT!!

Richmond: Will as in... Will Smith?

Philly: *Sobbing even harder* BITCH AS HOE-

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Central California: You're so tiny it's adorable!

CNJ: You're lucky you're hot.

CC: What-

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Nutty Buddy: What did Vermont do this time...

NY: He uh. Blew up a school bus.

Nutty Buddy: WHA- WHY?!

Vermont: Because... Uh. Reasons.

Nutty Buddy: SO SHARE THEM DUMBASS-

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Savannah: I don't see what the big deal is.

Miami: Why is there a FUCKING DEMON STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU?!

Savannah: First of all. He has a name. Michael (Sam's son) here was stopping for a visit. Treat my guest with some fucking respect.

Miami: Sorry-

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Dallas: I probably won't ever find love.

Savannah: *exists*

Dallas: Holy fucking hell-

Houston: I told you dip shit.

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San Francisco: Hi!!

NYC: *Gay panicking* Fuck off-

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Cali: How... And why?

Utah: *Clinging to the healing because he saw a rat run by* Help...

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Bai bai-